A wedding. Worst wedding of my life. My sister is getting married (not to me) and there is nothing I can do about it.
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I walk down the empty streets, trying to hold in my tears. There's nothing I can do but sing my heart out.
Let's look at the stats...
...I got the facts...
...my money like Lizzo...
...m-my pockets are f-fat...
...sniffle...sniffle...h-homie no c-cap...
"That was beautiful..."
"W-who's there!? If you're a liberal, b-be warned! I might t-trigger you!"
He looked left and right before whipping out his notebook of epic gen z roasts that his adopted daughter, Brett, gave him for his birthday.
The mysterious man's hands shot up at the sight of this. He couldn't handle such epic facts. Multiple loud whimpering sounds can be heard before the man runs away.
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Ben Shapiro x Leonardo di Caprio
ЮморThe cold hearted Ben Shabibo reserved himself to hypotheticals and his sister. The lonely Leo di Caprisun couldn't stand women over 25. One day, Ben gets sent on a mission that will forever change both his and Leo's life. Characters include but are...
