Ben Shapiro x Leonardo di Caprio

Next day

The next day, immediately when Ben woke up from five minutes of sleep, Ben went to YouTube and searched up his name and a video with a familiar face titled "Ben Shapiro is weird" with 1 billion views popped up on his feed. 

He clicked on it, curious about what it could be.

"What's up my bowl of cereal! Yesterday I was working at my new frozen yoghurt and cereal shop when Ben Shapiro, Tom Macdonald and Odetari ordered some frozen yoghurt. Ben came back to me less than a minute later and started yelling at me about how the cereal was soggy..."

Ben opened up the comments and saw a bunch of comments making fun of him and his new song and praising the man for speaking out about this. 

The other 20 minutes of the video was just the man roasting Ben for the new song, and Ben watched in horror for the entire 20 minutes.

"...Anyway, subscribe to join my cereal bowl so I can absorb all your fibers and nutrients!..."

Ben started screaming before crying again. Out of nowhere, Tari crawled out from under his bed and spooned him.

"Yo, don't worry, thotiro...It's gonna be okay..."

"Tari-sama!?! Where did you come from!?!"

"Yo, after what happened earlier, I couldn't sleep alone so I slept under your bed...by the way, your toes taste good..."

After a while, Ben got out of bed and went downstairs where Tommy was blasting Facts.

"t-they call me offensive...controversial...there's only t-two genders...boys and....g-girls...they can-t c-cancel my message cuz--I'M THE BIGGEST INDEPENDENT RAPPER IN THE WHOLE FRICKING WORLD!"

Ben joined him and slowly took over. Strange...this was the same song that he sang when his sister got married. That same day...someone was following him.

The realization hit Ben like a truck. He ran out to confess to his true love...Leo.