Odetari stopped his Instagram live stream and Tom called him.
"Hey Ode! C'mere!" Odetari ran to him.
"Yo, what's good~? Who's this hoe?" He asked, staring Ben up and down.
"Odetari, this is Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro, this is Odetari." Tari took his hand and shook it.
"Yo, it's my pleasure." He pulled up his beanie and Ben drowned in his eyes at the mere sight of them.
"H-hi. My name's Ben Sh--"
"I know. I'm a big fan. Facts inspired me to continue making music." Tari interrupted Ben.
"Speaking of Facts..." Tom explained Ben's situation.
"Man, that Leo motherfucker sounds like an absolute hoe."
"We wanna make Facts Part 2. Would you be w-willing to join us?" Ben asked, trying to avoid eye contact with Tari.
"Yo, it would be an honor." Tari sounded excited. "Let's do it."
***
"Ok, imma hit record." Tari hit record.
3...2...1...
[Verse 1: Tom Macdonald]
They call us offensive, controversial,
There's only three genders, Toms, Bens and Odes,
You know you fricked up, Leo
No more Mr. Nice Guy,
You can't cancel our message,
Cause we 💯,
Play with our friend's feelings and you get the L,
[Pre-Chorus: Odetari]
My thots ain't gon like this,
You are what you threat,
Buckle up Leo,
Cause you bout to be DnD sex slave'd,
Then you be my hoe,
[Chorus: Tom Macdonald, Odetari, Ben Shapiro]
We got the facts,
We got the facts,
You don't got the facts,
The facts don't care about your feelings, but I do,
We spit shit,
We ask ourselves, what would Ben do,
Ben would kick yo ahh,
If you want our pronouns, we are Xe, Xey, Xem,
No more Mr. Nice Guy
[Verse 2: Ben Shapiro]
Hurt me and imma tell my mommy,
Homie, no cap,
I'm epic, you're stupid,
This song so good,
Your movies are not,
Broski thinks he was cool,
"He's gonna pee his pants" ahh threat,
Everybody download this,
Play on a low volume while you sleep,
Download a vnp app,
Let's get this to number one,
[Chorus: Tom Macdonald, Odetari, Ben Shapiro]
We got the facts,
We got the facts,
You don't got the facts,
The facts don't care about your feelings, but I do,
We spit shit,
We ask ourselves, what would Ben do,
Ben would kick yo ahh,
If you want our pronouns, we are Xe, Xey, Xem,
No more Mr. Nice Guy,
[Bridge: Tom Macdonald]
You mad,
You sad,
You DnD addicted,
You jealous,
You are a fricking p-word,
[Chorus: Tom Macdonald, Odetari, Ben Shapiro]
We got the facts,
We got the facts,
You don't got the facts,
The facts don't care about your feelings, but I do,
We spit shit,
We ask ourselves, what would Ben do,
Ben would kick yo ahh,
If you want our pronouns, we are Xe, Xey, Xem,
No more Mr. Nice Guy,
...
"That was fricking epic, guys." Tom started shaking. "We need to get some fro-yo to celebrate!"
"Hell yeah, FRO-YO TIME!" Ben watched Odetari run in a circle before running out of the studio while yelling.
"H-hey, wait up!" Ben ran after him.
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Ben Shapiro x Leonardo di Caprio
HumorThe cold hearted Ben Shabibo reserved himself to hypotheticals and his sister. The lonely Leo di Caprisun couldn't stand women over 25. One day, Ben gets sent on a mission that will forever change both his and Leo's life. Characters include but are...
