Day 2 of Ben without his sister. He felt betrayed and couldn't help but cry as he ran down the streets before stopping. He needs to pour his heart out.
Gegagedigedagigdo...
Ibinmeridalotimago...
...w-weadiyokafowediyogo....
W-weadiyokamfobukleigo....
"Well well well...you think you can escape this easily? *Slurp* You sit your ass down this instant Benny boy."
Ben was taken aback. The voice in the darkness must have been the person who sent the DnD threat. As he heard some jogging, he assumed it was the dangerous man approaching him. He whipped out his book of insults and quickly spat one out.
"Suck my dick!"
The jogging stopped. Good, Ben thought, only to realise that this was a different person. A g*rman.
"...I-...what?...you...what this make nosed-...why are you say this? This is a silly. This is a silly and danger."
"Bro what" the two men said simultaneously.
"The you...you are saying to the man...listen you, we arnot friends. We have make establish of this from all our argumentations prior. Butt, please now take my most valuayble sensitivity posayssion in my bawdy. iT have no protection it have no helmet or something no no it just flopsy and sensitivity plez take it because we arnot frens W h a t Eh and place it inside a hole of you that is owning meny meny alg awbjects for krunching and destruktion"
"Sir, he simple means-"
"Pleas, i trust you for zero reasons but no we are also fiting but no i wood like you to take my pipi plz and treat it like a LÖLLIPÖP as I have requested hear treat it like a LÖLLIPÖP"
Ben couldn't stand this.
"It's just a-"
A hand covered his mouth.
"Hold up, let him cook"
"Of course you shall do this you shall definite not treat it like a hAMBÖRGER like a haymborger haug haug no no of cores what of cores of cores this man shall make your pipi into a luncheon!"
Ben took this opportunity to slip away while he still could.
YOU ARE READING
Ben Shapiro x Leonardo di Caprio
HumorThe cold hearted Ben Shabibo reserved himself to hypotheticals and his sister. The lonely Leo di Caprisun couldn't stand women over 25. One day, Ben gets sent on a mission that will forever change both his and Leo's life. Characters include but are...
