"Leonardo DiCaprio!?!?" Ben shrieked.
"Yes. We suspect him of being a liberal and working behind the scenes to assassinate me." Trump said through the laptop.
Suddenly, a large hunky naked fat bald black man appeared behind Trump. "You don't have all day to do that shit...SO C'MON OVER HERE AND KISS ME ON MY HOT MOUTH! I'M FEELING ROMANTICAL!"
"NO! WAIT! NOW IS NOT THE TIME! I'M ON A CA--!" The man grabbed Trump and, out of nowhere, Skype closed.
"Oh my god! I-Is he okay!?... W-We need to get him out of there!" Ben looked shocked.
"Don't worry, he's into that stuff." she sighed. "In that file is everything you need to know. Two days from now, you will go to Leo's mansion in the countryside. You will tell him that you are his dogsitter and from there, you will have to search for a file labelled "Top secret". Once you do, report back to us and we'll take care of the rest." The woman handed him a leash.
Ben took it, excited. "How long will I be there?"
"As long as it takes for you to find the file. Now then, go to the nearest Walmart. From there, you will be put through rigorous training and you will receive special gadgets, like in Stormbreaker." She said.
"Stormbreaker? What's that?" Ben's interest piqued.
"Uh...Nevermind!" She gasped. "You should probably get yourself back to the lift and get to Walmart now."
Lift...?
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Ben Shapiro x Leonardo di Caprio
HumorThe cold hearted Ben Shabibo reserved himself to hypotheticals and his sister. The lonely Leo di Caprisun couldn't stand women over 25. One day, Ben gets sent on a mission that will forever change both his and Leo's life. Characters include but are...
