The cold hearted Ben Shabibo reserved himself to hypotheticals and his sister. The lonely Leo di Caprisun couldn't stand women over 25. One day, Ben gets sent on a mission that will forever change both his and Leo's life.
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Donald Trump was in a debate with Joe Biden. Ben stood behind Trump, acting as his security.
"Sleepy Joe...I need to tell you something..."
"Don't bother---Trump--I-I-I have enough...of your...games--" he said, hoarsely
"Sleepy Joe! Please!" Trump grabbed Biden's hand.
"I-I-I-I'm sorry..."
Out of nowhere, Leonardo DiCaprio jumped up from behind him with a rifle. His eyes were wide and a long smile was spread across his face. He shot Trump, again and again until his ears flew off. Donald fell to the ground and Leo ran over him before jumping onto Ben. Laying on top of him, Leo pinned Ben to the ground and shoved the rifle in his mouth.
"USELESS!"
Ben jumped out of bed with a book in his mouth.
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"I didn't know Leo-Sama knew Russian...He sure isn't like what I thought he was...NO! No! You must get him out of your head! Leo-Sama poses a threat to the world...but why? Why do I feel this way around him?" Ben gripped onto his heart, tightly.
Ben banged his head against the wall a few times before walking out of his room.
Leo walked down the stairs with the same expression that he had in Ben's dream.
Ben screamed. "What's wrong?" Leo asked with the same expression plastered across his face.
"Don't make that face ever again!"
"But Lily told me I should smile more!"
Ben stopped and looked at Leo, whose eyes were wide and smile was long asf. The longer he looked at him, the more butterflies he got in his stomach and the more he blushed. Ben ran off to the bathroom and locked himself inside. He ran some water until chunks of ice started flowing out of the tap.
He dunked his head in the sink and screamed while underwater. He got out.
"This is just temporary! I don't feel ANYTHING!"
Someone knocked on the door. "Ben...Is that you?" Ben stopped the water and opened up up the door by only a crack.
"Yes...I'm fine..."
"No...You're not..." Leo said, still with the same face as he opened up the door and grabbed his hand. "Why...Are your hands cold?"
Ben took a sharp inhale. "Hypothetically to maintain core body temperature in cold conditions, blood circulating to the hands and feet is reduced to prevent heat loss at---Sorry, I shouldn't bother you with my--"
"No." Leo interrupted. "I think it's...cute..." Leo wrapped his arms around Ben. To Ben, it felt like a tree or a wall, but that didn't matter, because he felt warm.
