Mostly a lot of Draco angst + Fred & George acting like crackheads
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This is a continuation of the story "Double Trouble" by @Multi_Draco_- . A Harry Potter fanfiction featuring a Draco x Fred & George ship, and a Ravenclaw OC played by Audrey Hope...
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My dear boyfriend,
Since I received a letter from you, I assume you're just feigning to be upset :)
I am therefore beyond happy to be finally able to seal our romantic bond, one that will be beautiful beyond imaginable, and every morning you shall wake up to my steaming hot body wondering how in Merlin's beard you managed to get such a catch. You shall feel the upmost bliss, and never endure struggle ever again.
My man ♥︎
You should therefore know that I am head over heels for you. I've never loved a man or woman with the force that I reserve for you. I can't get the image of you ejaculating out of my mind and I soon wish to see it again :)
With the most divine and powerful love (amen), Fred.
PS: I'd like to see you try using Sectumpra on my dick, little cocksucker.
PPS: Can you actually use a whip on us? Please.
PPS: I've been having wet dreams of you.
PPS: Can you marry me instead?
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Draco,
I'm sorry to have upset you so much. However, we know your ways dummy. :) Your little snobbish princess airs won't get to us. Man up :)
Our dad heard that your father was caught in the Yorkshire with two accomplices, sent straight to Azkaban. Intense interrogations will take place.
We hope Snape is keeping you good company ♥︎ send him a kiss from us, can't tell you how much we miss him! How sad we won't be able to visit him since being banned from Hogwarts. Luckily, I trust that with enough time you'll present us to what most closely resembles your family, AKA Severus. Wonder how such a oily, nasty bugger made a hot stud like you. :)
Our sales have been completely soaring, and children are actually relatively curious about your ""relationship"" with Fred. Would you believe we've received several interviews from different news sources? Fred tells them the most unhinged fibs I've ever heard, it's actually hilarious. I've attached an extract from a youth magazine. It's almost like you're a celebrity couple now.
By the way, I'm a little upset I haven't gotten to do my grand proposal. You don't suppose I could share you with Fred? I'll try to work up something of similar genius. In the meantime: would you want to be my boyfriend?
Love, George ♥︎
PS: I wasn't trying to get on your good side doofus. I genuinely adore you :) You adorable diva.
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