Mostly a lot of Draco angst + Fred & George acting like crackheads
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This is a continuation of the story "Double Trouble" by @Multi_Draco_- . A Harry Potter fanfiction featuring a Draco x Fred & George ship, and a Ravenclaw OC played by Audrey Hope...
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Dear Fred,
You are a motherfucking wanker, I never wish to speak to you again. Loathsome, puny man.
Disgusting.
Draco.
PS: No, I do not wish to be your boyfriend, if me fainting wasn't enough of a hint (it wasn't romantic you dull brutish cocktard).
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Dear George,
I appreciate your letter. You are far more reasonable than your brother. Doing 3h of detention everyday is an insurmountable hell. Snape has given me mountains of extra work, he says my techniques, knowledge and perspicacity are weak. Supposedly, everyone thinks I'm an imbecilic idiot. I suppose they're not wrong.
Just because I cut you more slack than Fred, doesn't mean I'm still not terribly upset at you. Your "I really like you"s are pale compared to the misery you thrusted me in, you detestable jackass.
I hope all this has taught you to keep your cocky Gryffindor flamboyance tucked away. I can't believe I get more punishments out of this than you two cretins. If I was your mother, your bare backs would be whipped to blood. And Fred, don't you dare turn anything I say into a depraved comment or I'll Sectumsempra your cock.
If Egle (my supposed future wife) hears about any of this I am officially cooked. And if I see any more articles about me or your bloody shop in the Daily Prophet, I will hex you two and, turn your shop to ruins.
Draco.
PS: If my public humiliation can make you some extra sales, then I suppose you're allowed to go on, but you best believe my revenge will be cruel and beyond fury.
PPS: Stop trying to get on my good side with empty compliments you toerag.
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