19 | Annoying Triplet

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"Hey hey, it's me Dani and as you can tell by my title, I have a guest today

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"Hey hey, it's me Dani and as you can tell by my title, I have a guest today." Dani smiles over at Chris.

"Chris Sturniolo!" He shouts throwing his arms up.

"Yeah, I'm with the most annoying triplet today." Dani looks over at Chris, who throws a straw's paper into her backseat, "Chris! Why are you throwing trash in my backseat? There's literally a bag right there for trash! That's how you repay me by being the first on my channel?"

"Sorry," He laughs, "Sorry Dani," He sings to her, "I'll make you a song." He starts so pretends to make music, "Like it?" He laughs more.

"I'm regretting my decision having you." She looks over at him, "And I want you here."

"Yes?" He asks with a playful look.

"Eww, the way you said yes." They both laugh, "Yes." She mocks how he said it making him laugh more, "That's how you sounded. A creepy old man."

"Oh sweetheart." He says in the same tone.

"Ahh! I'm having flashbacks to a man Nick and I walked past the other day. He was so creepy and he followed us to." Dani whines thinking back.

"He did?"

"Yeah, he did." She nods her head, "So Nick talked about my boyfriend."

"Should've called and I would've ran to save you from that situation." Chris tells her.

"Yeah?"

"I'd be like; Sir, I know my beautiful girlfriend is good looking." He explains to her so she tries not to blush.

"That's actually crazy." She covers her mouth. "You would run not even have Matt drive you?"
She asks, "We were far from the house."

"Matt would have not driven me to save the day. Only because the he would want to save the day." Chris explains.

"That's true,"

"He always does." Chris huffs.

"He's done it twice." Dani laughs at him being moody.

"But it seems like he's done it more times."

"Not to me." She tells him.

"Seriously? Really?"

"Yeah, the phone and bowling." She explains the two times.

"And inviting you to move in." He adds.

"If you count that then you have to count all the times he's had my back in the podcast too. If that's the case, you have saved the day at times too." She explains to him, "Which I appreciate but you don't literally have to run to help me out. Saying your girlfriend is not gonna stop a creepy old man."

"We don't know that for sure so let's go test it out." He laughs then sees Tanner in the distance walking to his car and he sees them as well. "Oh shit, it's T-Clown." Chris says so Dani looks up to see him as well.

Dani flips him off as she starts the car, "Can you get the camera for me please. We gotta find a new stop to finish up."

"Bye bye till we cut back." Chris goes to grab the camera.

"Jackass." Dani groans.

Once they find an another parking lot with less cars they park and continue for Dani's video, "Excuse you." She says as he burps.

"You know he still gives me shit." He says then burps again.

"Excuse you," She says again for him.

"I just read them and laugh." He adds.

"Why haven't you blocked him?" She asks confused a little not understanding why he hasn't if he constantly sends shit.

"Because it's my daily routine to read and laugh. He's so stupid like it's ridiculous." He tells her.

"I have him and her both blocked. I don't need stalkers. Unlike you loving the attention." Dani makes Chris laugh.

"You aren't successful if you don't have haters." He says trying to make a point to her and something catches her eye.

"Something is on your face." She reaches over trying to get it off for him.

"Yeah attractiveness." He smiles causing her to laugh super hard, "But to asshole, I'm ugly like him. Dude, I just have a bad hairline." Chris says about himself.

"You have edits so..." Dani points out giving him a smile.

"And he doesn't."

"Exactly." She says so he laughs a bit.

"Do you have a favorite edit or one that sticks out?" He asks trying to catch her so she looks at him with a smile.

"I do actually." She pulls out her phone, "Let me show you my favorite one of each of y'all." She goes to her bookmarks and he sees each one of then had their on folder.

"You have more than one?" He laughs as she nods her head playing his first.

"This is my number one out of all of yours I like." She turns her phone towards him more so gently can watch it.

"The song is a choice..." He gives her a look with a cocky smile.

"Shut up before I throw you out of my car." She glares at him.

"Okay, now show me Matt's."

Dani goes to her Matt folder but doesn't play the one she favored the most and Chris catches her skipping that one.

"No, no! You skipped one." He takes her phone from her.

"Chris stop it!" She tries to get it back as he watches it. "And no, I'm not showing y'all which ones." Dani looks up at her camera.

"You got secrets." Chris laughs at her.

"No I do not!" She snatches her phone back. "They don't mean anything in that way." She explains getting embarrassed.

"Oh really?" He leans towards her.

"Yes, really." She smacks his forehead, "Most of my Nick one are funny edits. I fucking love them." She shows them to him and he laughs as well.

Getting back home, Chris follows Dani into her room, "You know you can tell me if you have a thing for Matt right."

"Well I don't so." She turns to face him, "A stupid edit means nothing so don't overthink it." She tosses her stuff onto her bed. "And I don't know why you think that either because your edit was very similar. So why aren't you asking the same about yourself?"

"Because I don't think you have a thing for me." He laughs at himself.

"And if I secretly did?" She crosses her arms.

"Well do you?" He steps closer to her.

"No, but why do you think I wouldn't like you like that?" She steps back from him.

"Because I'm super annoying. We have the least amount in common. I don't seem like your type." He uses what mostly sticks out to him personally.

"Yeah, we have the least amount in common but that doesn't matter. And yes, you're super annoying at times but that's what I love about you. You can always lighten up the mood and just by your laugh too. And you have no idea what my type is so don't say you're not it."

"You love that I'm annoying?" He gets a stupid smile.

"At times I do. So don't push it." She points her finger at him, "Now get out of my room."

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