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"Today I am babysitting." Jake starts off.
Dani looks over and up at him, "Dude."
Jake starts to get excited, "It's just like old times, dude." He smiles.
"Yeah, but now I'm 21." She adds.
"Wait, where's my pika tail?" Jake turns around looking for it, "What the fuck? Where's my pika tail?"
Dani shakes her butt, "I have one." She laughs.
"Calm down child." He tells her, walking to the side. "I bought every single animatronic at Spirit. I don't know why I did this, it was an irrational decision. I wish I didn't but I did so let's review them."
"Hold on, it's stuck." Dani goes over to help and as she bends over Jake farts, "Jake!" Dani looks at him as he looks behind him like he didn't do it.
"What?"
"That was you." She shouts.
"No, it wasn't."
"Yes, it was." She can't help but laugh a little.
"Oh my God, stop accusing me."
"No, you did it when I bent over. So they're gonna think it was me." Dani tries to plead her case that she was innocent.
"What do you think is in here?" Jake tears the sack out of the skeleton's hand.
Dani watches him, "Umm stuffing."
"Nah, this hoe is rich."
"You don't steal from the dead, dude." She shakes her head at him.
Jake opens the bag reaching in pulling out stuffing. He looks at it then at the camera then at Dani then back at the stuffing, "You broke bitch." He throws the stuffing at the animatronic and it hits Dani in the face getting it in her mouth. She starts coughing making him check on her.
"Matt wants me to bring one home." Dani lets Jake know.
"A broke bitch?" He asks making her laugh.
"No, an animatronic."
"Oh, he wants two of you at home?" He says, joking that she was a scary Halloween animatronic.
"Ass!" She shoves him back causing him to laugh.
"Loving the new hairdo grandma." Jake messes with the second animatronic.
When Dani plugs it in it automatically turns on startling both of them causing them to scream, "I didn't expect that." Dani puts her hand on her chest before pulling the plug, "No that's too fucking loud."
"Yeah, next one!" Jake yells going to get another one.
"Turn him on." Dani tells him.
"Turn him on, okay." Jake starts to rub all up on him.
