27 | Embarrassing

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"That truck is doing a burnout over there

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"That truck is doing a burnout over there." Chris looks back as well.

"What a pussy. I hate loud cars." Nick groans.

"No, because seriously why? Like literally?" Dani asks, "Like we get it dude... We know your dick is tiny." Dani adds making Chris laugh.

"I just... I hate it. I hate loud car engines. Grow up, you're not impressing a single fucking soul on earth." Nick starts to rant.

"Yeah, it's so embarrassing." Matt agrees. While Nick starts to sing but the truck interrupts him, "He's doing little donuts." Matt looks in his side mirror.

"Ooo Ooo, I'm the toughest motherfucker in the city." Nick mocks the guy.

"How is he not embarrassed?" Dani asks.

"I don't know Dani." Matt tells her.

"As I said it gives small dick energy." She says again.

"It really does if you think about it." Chris agrees with her laughing as he eats his snack.

"Don't need to think." Dani looks at him.

"This is so embarrassing. What if he's like trying to like impress his friend?" Matt suggests.

"Dude, if he's with a girl right now? I hope she makes it home safely and never goes to hangout with this fucking idiot again.

"I agree. Oh my God!" Something comes to Matt's mind, "Okay, you're on first date, right?"

"Oh my fucking god, no!" Dani shouts.

"You get picked up on a date, and the guy has like a super cool truck." He starts his situation.

"That date did pick me up in a truck and well..." Dani gives the camera a look.

"I already don't give a fuck." Nick cuts in.

"We all know how that turned out." She adds, "And he turned out to be an insecure little boy."

"I'm screaming bloody murder. As if this motherfucker is trying to kill me. I'm scrolling down the window and I'm going... LET ME OOOOUUUUTTT! LET ME OUT!" Nick screams making Matt shut him up in case someone actually thought something. "That's... you asked. That's what I'm doing."

"Honestly that or I'm jumping out at the next red light or stop sign." Dani starts making Matt and Chris laugh, "Run to the nearest place with people and put on an act like I was almost kidnapped." They laugh even more, "I do not wanna be seen with you acting like a douchebag."

"I don't care, I hate cars." Nick makes it clear again and Dani agrees.

"I don't care what you drive dude." Dani makes her views clear as well.

"Even if it's really expensive?" Chris asks her.

"Especially then. What's the point?" She asks him and they just stare at each other.

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