ISAGI HAREM

Isagi Really Isn't Looking for a Dog in His Social Circle

by justrandomfujoshi on Ao3

Tags : FLUFF - Misunderstanding

Isagi Yoichi Parent's - Itoshi Rin - Nagi Seishirou - Mikage Reo - Kurona Ranze - Shidou Ryusei - Michael Kaiser - Alexis Ness
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"What's wrong, doctor?" Isagi looked at the solemn-looking veterinarian with a worried face,
"What's wrong with my puppy?"

The veterinarian patted the dejected looking puppy lying on the table, then raised their head and looked at Isagi:
"Where did you get your puppy from? Was it bought or given as a gift?"

Although Isagi was confused about the veterinarian's question, he still answered truthfully:
"My parents brought it from the countryside, does this have anything to do with its illness?"

"Of course it does," the vet sighed, "This puppy must have had many friends in the countryside, your parents brought it to the big city, separating it from its friends. The present lifestyle makes it feel lonely and isolated, of course it will lose its appetite."

Isagi paused for a moment, then it dawned on him why the puppy was acting so abnormally. For Isagi's birthday this year, his parents brought him a puppy from the countryside as a gift. He has always liked dogs, but because his parents were worried that he would not have time to take care of it, the plan of raising a dog at home has remained shelved.

Now that Isagi has reached an age where he can take responsibility for his own pet, and his parents are not as
busy as they were before, it just so happens that they are able to take care of the puppy for him while Isagi plays football in Blue Lock.

Originally, Isagi loved this puppy very much and took great care of it. But this time after returning from Blue Lock on vacation, he noticed that the puppy was not acting right, not only did it not eat or drink, but also did not seem to have much interest in toys. Isagi was worried that the puppy was sick, so he took it to the vet and wanted to ask the doctor what was wrong with it.

In the end, the vet said that the puppy's behavior had nothing to do with illness but was simply a result of being lonely after separating from its friends. This put Isagi in a difficult position, because none of their neighbors seemed to have dogs and no one he knew had dogs at home. Isagi was vexed for a while before he thought of asking his friends.

However, it was too troublesome to ask one by one, and it seems insincere to send a group message. After a brief thought, Isagi decided to make a post in his online social circle, so that
friends who qualify would take the initiative to contact him.

He confidently opened the app and carefully edited the post:
"Looking for a dog with a good temper. Must be male, healthy, have a lively personality, and obedient to orders, preferably available every day, and can also meet on weekends."

Isagi's thinking was simple, since his puppy was a male, it would get along well with another male. Moreover, his puppy was good-natured and introverted, he was afraid that a dog that was too aggressive would bully his puppy, so its playmate must be obedient and goodtempered. He loves his puppy very much, and he does not want his puppy to become more
introverted because of bullying, which would defeat his original purpose.

After posting this in his circle, he put his phone down and went to do other things. Because he felt that no one might see the post for a while, he might as well do something else first and wait to see if any of his friends with dogs at home who fulfil his requirements would contact
him.

But much to his surprise, when he picked up his phone ten minutes later, he found his notifications going off like crazy.
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Nagi, with a Miffy rabbit profile picture, said: "Isagi, is it too late to apply now? OxO"
.
Rin, under the online alias of "Kill You", said: "You have three seconds to get rid of this dangerous idea, or I will kill you."
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Kurona, who was nicknamed "My Planet" by Isagi, said: "Isagi is too mean, why didn't you tell me you're looking for someone to be your dog!"
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Kaiser and Ness each sent him a string of German words, which Isagi could not read because he was not currently in Blue Lock. He had no choice but to copy these two sentences into a translation software, but two minutes later, he regretted having done so.

The message Kaiser sent to him was: "Yoichi, there's no fun in finding someone else to be your dog, it's better for you to become my dog instead."

And the message Ness sent to him was: "Asshole Yoichi posting dirty things in your circle, who the hell wants to be your dog!!!"

Isagi had no idea what they were talking about. He has always felt that what these people thought his words meant was entirely different from what he wanted to express. What is with all this "be my dog, be your dog" nonsense, he just wanted to find a playmate for his puppy so that it would not be too lonely in the big city.

He was feeling puzzled, but the next moment, a new message popped up. When Isagi saw Shidou's profile picture, a bad premonition rose in his heart. Although he does not know
Shidou very well, he has heard about his shocking personality. He readied himself before pressing the direct messages tab, and then with trembling fingers clicked on Shidou's profile.

Just then, the simplest, but also the most shocking message was reflected into Isagi's eyes.
Shidou said: "Woof ♡"
Isagi's face flushed red, he felt that he could not read these messages anymore, or he would become abnormal. He placed his phone down and took a few deep breaths to calm himself down.

He thought that he should immediately delete that post and then explain that he did not
mean anything else by it, but the messages that kept popping up were making him want to escape and procrastinate until tomorrow.He calmed down just like this for half an hour, just when his heartbeat gradually returned to normal, his mother walked in and said to him:
"Yoichi, there's someone outside looking for you."

Isagi responded and walked out of the door muddle-headed, looking up to see Reo standing outside, dressed in a neat suit, looking at him with a smile on his face.
"Um..." Isagi was unsure of Reo's purpose in coming here, so he cautiously asked, "Reo, what are you doing here?"

Reo slowly unbuttoned his suit jacket, then lightly pinched the end of his tie with his fingers and placed it in Isagi's hand. Isagi held the tie blankly, feeling dizzy because of Reo's beautiful face. He felt that he should not be doing this kind of thing in front of his house, and their interaction was giving off such a flirty air that his face was about to burn.

Reo stepped up onto his front steps at that moment, closing the distance between them. He leaned down and said breathily into Isagi's ear:
"Isagi, I saw your post."
"Now then, where should we start?"
Isagi had a hard time explaining to

Reo that it was all a misunderstanding. After hearing what Reo said to him, he quickly let go of the tie that Reo had just forced into his hand as if he had been burned and rambled to him what the post really meant. He was not looking for excitement at all, he was just helping his puppy find playmates.

Although Reo had a dubious expression on his face, he did not make things difficult for Isagi, but said that if he wanted to change his mind, he could come to him anytime. Isagi only felt like going bonkers. Why would he want to change his mind. This was just a complete misunderstanding!

When he returned home, he did not care about the shame the non-stop popping messages brought him anymore, he swiftly deleted that post, returned to his room and closed the door, and put his head under the quilt, trying to escape from reality.

The next day, Isagi returned to Blue Lock. Although he had already tried his absolute best to minimize his presence, he still could not stand the burning gazes of those people. Isagi rushed back to the dormitory, just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he realized that there was someone looking straight at him.

He raised his head and locked eyes with Yukimiya.Yukimiya looked at him with a meaningful look and asked with a smile: "Isagi, have you chosen someone to be your dog yet?"

Isagi: ...How am I supposed to convince you all that that was not what I meant!

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LMAOOO, i love it 💕

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March 31, 2024