ISAGI HAREM

I'm the one who deserves Isagi the most!

by IchigoSwan http://archiveofourown.org/works/44771257

Relationships: Isagi Yoichi & Everyone, Isagi Yoichi/Everyone, Isagi Yoichi Itoshi Rin, Bachira Meguru/Isagi Yoichi, Isagi Yoichi/Michael Kaiser, Chigiri Hyouma/Isagi Yoichi, Barou Shouei/Isagi Yoichi, Isagi Yoichi Kunigami Rensuke, Isagi Yoichi Mikage Reo, Isagi Yoichi/Nagi Seishirou, Isagi Yoichi/Kurona Ranze

Tags: Everyone Loves Isagi Yoichi, Isagi Yoichi Has a Harem, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author Regrets Nothing

Summary
It was a pointless argument. Even though everyone had different qualities, it was not possible to know who deserved Isagi among all blue lock.

Notes : pls comment on typos and all, I tried to edit it as much as I could while I was eating lunch, so there may still be errors.

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"I already told you..." Reo begins, looking irritably at everyone around him.
"I, of all those present here, am the most attractive!" He puts his feet on the table and crosses his legs one on top of the other.
"By far, I'm the one who most deserves Isagi!"

Everyone raises their eyebrows, confused by Reo's statement. Sure, he was handsome, but... the prettiest of them all? Not fucking! No one knew exactly when that argument started.

In fact, it must have been the fact that Bachira suddenly said that he was going to ask Isagi on a date, then a discussion started between Reo, Nagi, Barou, Yukimiya, Hiori, Kurona, Nanase, Rin -who wasn't exactly in this discussion, just watched everything -, Bachira, Chigiri, Kunigami, Kaiser and among others. That, honestly, wasn't making any sense.

"Stop being narcissistic, Reo," Chigiri says, crossing his arms.
"Tell me, what are your qualities, Mr. "most attractive"?
Mikage tilts his head to the side. He couldn't believe he was being questioned in such a way, wasn't it obvious what his qualities were?

"Well, it starts with the fact that I'm rich" everyone sighs loudly, something that makes Mikage irritated.
"so I can give whatever Isagi wants. Plus, I'm extremely good-looking, so much so that I was popular with all the girls and guys at school, and I have a strong crush. I think that's more than enough reason for ME to stick with Isagi" it puts a lot of emphasis on 'me'.

"Speaking like that, I can see that you really don't know Isagi that well, Reo," says Bachira, smiling slyly.
"He would feel very bad if you kept buying him a lot of stuff." Reo's eyes
widened.
"Since you don't know that, you're not qualified to keep him." Show the tongue.
"But..."

"Stop the nonsense, it's clear that I'm the best option for Isagi" says Chigiri, curling hisfinger in a lock of hair.
*We've been friends for a while, unlike you, like he doesn't even talk to. Besides, why don't you get back behind Nagi's tail, huh?" Smile.
"And I have more qualities than everyone else here.Reo blushes and Nagi lays his head on the table, not really caring. He was also interested in Isagi, but the whole conversation was making him sleepy, so he just gave up trying toparticipate.

"That's right, go back to Nagi" Kunigami says, agreeing with Chigiri.
"However, I'm sorry to inform you, Madame, but I've been friends with Isagi for much longer than you." hesmiles proudly.
"And my physical size must attract him much more and totally suppress those "qualities" of his." He makes quotes with his fingers.
"There is?!"
"I've been friends with Isagi since the first day here, idiots!"says Bachira.
"Hey," starts Barou, irritated and with his arms crossed.

"If you're talking about physicalsize, mine is much better than yours." He raises his head a little, looking at Rensuke.
"A commoner like Isagi needs a King like me to rule him."
"Calm down, calm down," Kurona interrupts." Isagi doesn't need anyone bossing himaround. He needs someone to be there for him at all times. And now, I'm perfect for this.

"Stay on your toes, pigtails," Kaiser says.
"Yoichi is clearly interested in me. The way he looks at me, acts, everything suggests he loves me." he smiles derisively.
"I just haven't saidit yet for pure ego.
"He hates you more than anyone who's ever been through Blue Lock, Kaiser," saysYukimiya, straightening his glasses.

"There is? Of course not, four eyes."
"Why don't you stop being stupid and go fuck Ness or something? He seems much more interested than Isagi." says Kurona. Everyone bursts out laughing and Kaiser glares at Ranze, who has a smirk on his face.
"Enough of this unnecessary talk," Rin finally speaks. A vein of irritation appeared on the side of his head and he clenched his arms tight.

"Oh, finally Rin-chan showed his claws," says Bachira.
"I didn't know you were interested in Isagi too.Itoshi clicks his tongue against the roof of his mouth.
"Tsk. I would never be interested in a lukewarm like Isagi. But know that if he were to be interested in anyone, it would be for me." he leans back against the seat he was in.
"Our twisted relationship is way more interesting than you idiots.
"There is?!"

Suddenly, the bedroom door opens and everyone looks at it, seeing Yoichi with a towel in his hair and a confused look on his face.

He looked good.

Like, really cute.

When he realized that everyone was staring at him, his face blushed a little and he looked away, causing the hearts of everyone present to race there.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"You look beautiful, Isagi!" says Bachira, making everyone's eyes widen, especially Isagi, who gets even more embarrassed.

"H-huh?!"
"This is this. It's true, Isagi." says Kurona, who points his index finger at Yoichi and winks one of her eyes.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" He asks, drying his hair more.
"All that aside, commoner, answer us one thing.
"Commoner?", thinks Yoichi, who decides to ignore the 'nickname'.He speaks. He bends down and picks up his water bottle, bringing it to his lips and drinking the contents.
"Who do you like best here?" asks Hiori, impressing everyone.
"Yes, yes" says Kurona. "Of us, who attracts you the most?"

It takes Yoichi a while to process, but as soon as he understands, he blushes from head to toe, completely confused by the question. It was a fact: he liked everyone there a lot - exceptKaiser. (Poooor my Kaiser, lol)
However... choose one?

"Yeah... " Isagi's body was shaking all over. "And me..."
And everyone was staring at him intently. It was difficult, he didn't know what to say.
"I forgot something in the bathroom! he shouts, running from the room and through the door quickly.
The attackers blink frantically and look at each other, thus deciding to get up and go afterIsagi.
"Don't let him get away!" shout Kurona and Bachira, being followed by everyone else.
Well, except for Nagi, who ended up sleeping in the end.

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