ISAGI HAREM

Let's Have Fun Not War

It's one of the stories on oneshot collection from Isagi Harem Assemble on Ao3

Main Pairing: Isagi x Everyone
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"Let's play a game." Isagi and Kunigami who were about to retreat in their respective rooms and called it a night were suddenly stopped by their two friends who are now wearing a very suspicious smile according to Kunigami. Well because Isagi was too naive to see the evilness with their smiles.

"What game?" Isagi asked, tilting his head.
"Truth or Dare."
"Again?"
"What? Isagi didn't manage to do a dare that day, right?" Chigiri innocently asks while Kunigami is already looking at him with a very, very disappointed look. It was as if he was an asian parent hearing his child don't want to become a doctor or lawyer.

"Well, yeah. But why I'm afraid it would end up in the same ending again." Isagi, for the first time since in this one shot collection finally. FINALLY see the red flags in his situation, the man is looking between Chigiri and Bachira with uncertain looks.

Which made Chigiri and Bachira sweat because they didn't think that maybe, maybe Isagi would finally learn his lesson and start being cautious with them. While on the other hand Kunigami is looking at Isagi with a proud expression. Before Kunigami could convince Isagi to just forget their two evil friends he got interrupted by the two captain of a ship,
"Why not? It sounds fun to me."
"Or are you that coward to even play a simple game?"

Isagi and Kunigami looked at the two new appearances, and there they saw Nagi and Rin. The two captains of the ship called NagIsagi and RinSagi, the two still wear they're usual blank look face but it was clear to Kunigami's eyes on what mischief this two are plotting to.

While Bachira on the other hand just wanted to forget this game because it looks like what he was planning for would be ruined by these two, on the side is Chigiri eating popcorn which even Kunigami didn't even notice how he got it.

"Why are the two of you even here?"
Isagi asked with a mild glare towards Rin because that man just insulted him which is not new but still Isagi is not in the mood to have their usual banter, they just finished a harsh
training today and all he wanted was to sleep early tonight which looks like it wouldn't be happening.

"We were also about to retreat to our own respectful room when we heard you, I think it wouldn't be too bad to play a little game before we sleep so just join us in Isagi." No one asked Nagi to join them, but it looks like he is already included in the game with the way he speaks. Bachira wanted to protest but before he could even do that.

"Let's go to my room, we could play there without getting disturbed." Before they knew it they already followed Rin towards his room and now they are sitting in a circle position with a bottle at the center.

"Okay same old rules, spin the bottle whoever points it got to pick a dare in the Jar of Dare."
Chigiri explained and without even waiting he finally spun the bottle.
"I thought this is the truth or dare Why is there only dare in that jar?"
"Okay Rin, the bottle chose you, now pick your dare."
"Will you really ignore me?"

The others just ignored Kunigami while Rin is busy picking his dare, when he finally got his paper. He opened it, he just read it in silence which made it more suspenseful for the audience especially for Chigiri and Bachira who wrote the dares. The two know what is written in those papers so of course they are looking forward to what is written on Rin's paper. Their only difference is Chigiri is feeling excited while Bachira is nervous, because it looks like what he planned is backfiring to him right now.

"Kiss the one beside me." Rin said and well Rin is sitting between Isagi and Bachira which is why there are two options but currently Rin is looking at Isagi which when the man realized it, his eyes have gotten bignenough to mistake him as an owl.
"Wait, wait why are you looking at me? There is also Bachira on your si-"

Before Isagi could even finish it he already felt something soft on his lips while Nagi is just looking at them, Bachira looks like he wanted to cry, Kunigami who is now massaging his
forehead, and Chigiri who just gasped with popcorn on his hand. Their lips were connected for just a second but for Isagi it felt like hours, after Rin separated their lips and saw how red
Isagi's face the man couldn't help but smirk which just made Isagi's face blush like an angry tomato.

Nagi decides enough is enough and decides to spin the bottle and maybe Nagi is not just a genius but also a very lucky boy because the bottle chose him. Nagi immediately decides to pick a paper and maybe really Nagi is God's favorite because what he just chooses is none other than:
"Seven minutes with Isagi."

Isagi looked at Isagi with a shock expression while now it's Rin's turn to glared at him while Bachira is really crying now (somebody give him please a tissue, chigiri please stop laughing.), while Kunigami just looked so done with this game. He will really request Ego to ban this game after this.

"Seven minutes is not enough."
They all looked at Nagi, who looked disappointed?
"It would only have 1 round, I want at least 2 rounds."
"Na-uh, I would be with the two of you. I would make sure that you wouldn't defile Isagi."
"I didn't know you have a hobby of watching other people do it, Kunigami, is that your kink?"
"I- You-"
"What? Too flustered to reveal your kink? It's okay I won't judge."
"I didn't know Nagi could talk like this."
"As if I'll let you be alone with Isagi."
"Oh? Too bitter because I got a much better paper? Sucks to be you, I guess."
"You-"

They were all stopped when suddenly Isagi pulled Nagi to him and gently laid Nagi's head on his lap, with a red expression Isagi gently kissed Nagi's forehead which made Isagi's face blush even more.
"I don't know what seven minutes in heaven is, but I think it's not good for my heart so please settle for this."

Nagi watched Isagi's embarrassed face, the man is even refusing to look at him. At this angle Nagi could see a small mole at Isagi's chin, it is not noticeable at least well you were in
Nagi's position. Nagi's hand reached for Isagi's face which made the man look at him, please prepare your heart. Because Nagi Seishiro just smile with full of gentleness, his eyes even
close a little.

"Yeah, for now I'll settle with this."
Do you feel that? It's Isagi's heart skipping a beat because of Nagi's gentle smile and voice but of course the tender moment got ruined when Bachira decided to spin the bottle and well maybe it's not only Nagi who have the luck right now because the bottle also pointed at him which immediately made the man run for the Jar of Dares and pick a paper on it. He smiles triumphantly when he finally reads what his paper says, Rin might get the exposition Nagi might have the climax but Bachira Meguru has the denouement.

Bachira looked at Isagi who is now looking at him with curious eyes, Bachira just smiled at Isagi and showed his paper.
"A permission to cuddle with Isagi for tonight."
Isagi took a sigh of relief because well it's the usual thing with Bachira and also it sounds more harmless than the first two, but Rin and Nagi was too blinded by their jealousy because they are too fully aware that these two have this usual cuddles when they sleep maybe it was a habit when they are still in the same team but still, was it a little bit unfair for Bachira to choose that paper?

"Let's go now Isagi, I know you're tired and want to sleep already."
"But I haven't had a chance to play?"
"Isagi, remember. You wanted to sleep early, right? Now let's go."
"But-"

Before Isagi could fully protest he was kidnapped with a too eager to sleep Bachira Meguru while the others just watched the two.
"Maybe this game is not really meant to be played with Isagi."
"Oh come on, this game is made just to have a free chance with him."
"So you admit in the sexual harassment?"
"I don't know what you are talking about."
"I want to cuddle with Isagi too."
"All of you get out, Isagi is not here anymore so I don't need you here anymore."

Chapter End Notes
I have a theory that maybe Isagi's eye color is really red that is why he couldn't see the red flag around him 😅🚩🤣