The Daleks' Song

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Obviously this is supposed to be mimicking the genius that is Horrible Histories songs.....my song writing abilities are not even close to that level, but I've given it my best shot. 

This song is a parody of 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World' by the band Tears for Fears. 

A Dalek control hub, deep in space. It's a fairly typical Dalek control room, apart from one key difference - there is an inexplicable disco ball hanging from the ceiling. The Daleks also at first look normal...apart from balls on their skirts are actually mini disco balls. The disco balls glitter a myriad of different colours, presumably based on superiority. 

 "Is the device ready?" The Controller asked from its vantage point on the raised level.

"The first one, yes." replied the Second in Command, retracting its plunger from a sensor. 

"Excellent." The controller crowed, if Daleks could show that much emotion. "We shall wait until the time is right.....and then we shall begin!!!"

"And when will the time be right?" Asked the Second in Command.

"After my dance break!" 

All of the Daleks begin to spin around, and the backing track to Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears for Fears plays, as a lot more Daleks enter the room to join the Dance Break. The huge ceiling disco ball begins to glitter, and the Daleks 'dance'...... i.e spinning, and waving their plungers, eye stalks and ray guns.

Collectively, the Daleks sing these lyrics


"Welcome to our reinThere's no turning backSkaro will endEvery one of them


Enter into Dalek modeTurn your back on moral codeDaleks always want to rule the world


It's Dalek designIt's our own powerWe shall becomeUniverse number one


Enter into Dalek modeTurn your back moral codeDaleks always want to rule the world


There's a world where Daleks winExtermination is the only answerall the daleks will destroy you


So glad we've almost made itTo when we control itDaleks always want to rule the world


I can't stand these lesser speciesLooking like they smell of faeces Daleks always want to rule the worldSay that we'll never never never never lose itOf course we won't we're DaleksDaleks always want to rule the world


All for Daleks supremeDaleks always last foreverDaleks always want to rule the world"


Firstly, I would like to apologise for this image. Secondly, I have no idea where this came from.....to be honest I have no idea where any of these came from. But anyway. 

Thanks so much for reading! I hope you're having a great day : )

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