"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition."
~Carl Sagan
Another one piece story but we staring from the beginning🧍🏽yall like DILFS?
𝙻𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚢 𝚡 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙾𝙲
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"What the hell am I looking at?" Naomi twisted her face up at the monstrosity in front of her.
Everyone that was left on the ship ended up getting off. They had only taken a few steps before a large beast cornered them. It had three heads and growled at them menacingly.
"I believe this is supposed to be a remake of the guardian of the underworld, Cerberus." Robin eyed the creature.
"Something deep inside and telling me this is an insult to the real Cerberus. It's like I need to apologize on behalf of whoever for disrespecting him like that. One of these niggas heads is a fox!" Naomi ranted as she threw insult after insult at the creature. Bruising its ego like arrows piercing its target.
"I think he's kinda cool!" Luffy said excitedly as he walked up to it. Planning on taming it.
It bit him.
All three heads actually.
Thus he beat the literal dog shit out of him. Successfully taming the beast.
"Onwards!" Luffy pointed forward as he sat on the zombified creatures head. Everyone else sitting behind him on the overly large monster.
The crew walks forward through the creepy forest. It looked like a scene out of a horror movie. The air was dry and stagnant. A peculiar smell of death surrounded them.
It was eerily quiet despite the crunch of leaves beneath them. Although it was beyond creepy, everyone was secretly excited about this weird place. Still worried about their crew mates but intrigued.
"Naomi look!" Luffy directed the girl to something in the distance. She squinted her eyes before snorting.
It was a zombified unicorn and a tree plying a game of cards. They stared at the group of pirates that pointed at them. Surprised that they were both there and not afraid.
Franky and Luffy sprinted towards the two freakish creatures. The zombies ran for their lives. Terrified by the crazies that started chasing them. But it was all for not as the two easily caught them.
"Meet the newest members of our crew!" Luffy smiled brightly as he showed off the tied up creatures.
"Hell no!" Zoro and Sanji yelled at the male.
"We have enough freaks in this crew!" Sanji glared at the male. Naomi snorted at the blonde.
"He meant you too." Zoro stuck his tongue out at the girl. Effectively pissing her off. He narrowly dodged her water sword.
"The skeleton was bad enough but we already have a robot and a raccoon dog. These two are just messed up." The blonde ignored their bickering.
