crunch crunch crunch..
thats the sound of elon musk walking in a dark, foggy, forest looking for his cyber dog TESLA 3.0 who decided to run away while on low battery... he'll die soon!! must find quickly!!!!
*faint edm music playing as steps approach*
"w-w-w-w-w-w-whos there??" squeaked elon. the music got louder and elon could see laser beams flashing. IT WAS!!!!!!!...... Fortnite Marshmello??????
"f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fortnite m-m-m-m-m-m-marshmello???" sputtered elon, blushing.
"🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶" sung back Fortnite Marshmello, hitting the quan.
"did you see TESLA 3.0?? he ran away... and erm.. i got lost :((" grumbled elon, shivering from the cold weather.
"🎶🎶🎶🎶..." muttered Fortnite Marshmello. elon gasped, and exhaled.
"guess that makes us 2 lost little lads. ;3" slithered elon. he glances around, putting his hand to his ear in hopes to hear TESLA 3.0. nothing. not even a fly. a leaf. a creaking...
elon shivers as the cold winds pick up. Fortnite Marshmello noticing, rips off his shirt and hands it to elon. elon blushes and puts it on. warmth a spread.
hours of wandering later........
"🎶🎶🎶????" Fortnite Marshmello queried.
"yeah i heard that... but what was it?" trembled elon, fearfully scanning the trees. A bush shaking, elon yelped and stumbled into Fortnite Marshmellos arms. A large white figure appeared out the bush.
"Pardon me Sir" said the figure.
"youre excused....?" elon curdled. "uhm, whats ur name.. (So i can stop writing the figure)"
"I am thy Slenderman." said slenderman, giving a curtsy. "Would'th y'all like to pull up back to thy crib?"
"🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶" nodded Fortnite Marshmello.
"me second" said elon musk.
and off they headed with the strange slender man.... to a future theyd never expect!!!!!!!
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fate in the forest
Hayran Kurguelon musk got lost in the forest!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!! how will he ever get out?!?!?!?11?!?1 no worries...... he comes across..... FORTNITE MARSHMELLO!!! (his crush from 4th grade). but oh no, there was a strange noise in the bushes.. . . . ITS SLENDER...
