Changbin's car followed Minho's car, where Jisung was directing the route to the shady alleyway. God knows how Jisung knew the route; the author's doesn't either.
"Guys," Ava spoke, sitting in the backseat, "I'm concerned for Hyun, but I'm kinda more concerned about Changbin and Chan being together at Felix's house, and coming here together."
"They were at Felix's house?" Jisung was astonished, "What were they doing?"
"Sodomy." "Assignments."
We can easily guess who spoke what.
Ava grimaced at Minho, "'Sodomy'? Who the fuck says that anymore?"
"What do you want me to say? Butt sex?" Minho retorted.
"You know what? Stay quiet."
"I'm gonna play some music," the menace spoke, turning on (not you) the car's radio. A soothing song played, and before you knew it, Minho started dozing off. On the fucking road.
And in Changbin's car, behind them, were those three wondering why Minho's car was moving diagonally.
"I wonder what's going on in there," Chan spoke.
You know what was going there?
"MINHO! STOP FALLING ASLEEP!" Ava yelled.
"HUH?" Minho woke up from a gust of sleep, blinking thrice.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US, BRO?" Jisung accused.
"NO!" Minho spoke, gaining some sense of reality, "LET'S JUST THINK OF WAYS TO RETRIEVE THAT DOG KISSER!"
"Good idea," Jisung spoke, "There were, like, fifty of them."
"Are we carrying any weapons to fight them?" Ava asked.
"..."
"...Did we just forget to carry weapons?"
And the car fell silent. Thankfully.
Ava texted Chan: Hey bro, why were you with Changbin at Felix's place?
Chan saw the message, and replied with: We were on his bed ;)))
Ava: doing assignments?
Chan: ...playing checkers :"))
Ava: oh god T_T
Chan then sent her a video, captioned with: This is what Felix made us do
Some real bromance right there, mate.
"We're here!" Jisung exclaimed, and the car halted. Behind them, Changbin stopped the car as well, and both Chan and Changbin turned to Felix to simultaneously say, "Don't worry; I'll protect you!"
Felix looked at both of them, and Changbin glowered at Chan, who, in return, glared back. However, the freckled boy happily clapped his hands, "You don't have to protect me! Let's kick some ass!"
As all six of them got off the car, Jisung led them to the exact spot where him and Hyunjin had last been, and pointed at a dog pee stain, "This is where Kkami peed on Johnny Jacques Fernan-"
"You don't have to speak the full name each time," Minho deadpanned.
"But-"
They all heard footsteps coming from the dark, and fell silent. And, once again, Johnny Jacques Fernando Chaddha Whitman approached them, "Hello, you seem lost."
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Noisy Neighbor » lee know
Fanfiction"Why the heck do you keep blasting the music so loud?" "And why the heck do you bang your girl so loudly?" In which they are both neighbors who are too noisy for each other. - a Lee Minho fanfiction - romcom - a LOT of crackhead moments - includ...
