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Chapter 32: Gayness Is Just An Illusion

"How much luggage do you even have?!" Jisung cried as he wheeled Hyunjin's luggage into his house, struggling with the heavy travel bag he'd fit his items into. Behind him, Hyunjin casually carried a little box with his bottle cap collection (weighing as much as a brain cell).

"I'm sorry, babe, but I do need my skincare and haircare products," Hyunjin spoke, careful about not dropping his Red Bull bottle caps.

Jisung turned to him, fuming, but then the angry quokka recalled Minho's crush on Ava, and stifling his desire to punch Hyunjin in the face, he sighed and started wheeling the bag in again.

The reason why Hyunjin was the one being shifted to Jisung's place and not vice versa was because Ava could not sleep without her speakers, without having them in front of her eyes every night, without feeling the netted texture on her fingers- okay, we're getting weird now.

As Hyunjin carefully carried his bottle caps and Jisung maneuvered his three travel bags across the lawn, they crossed Minho with his luggage -- the luggage being one box of clothes and a packet of condoms.

"HOW IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE?" Jisung was agape as Minho walked past him.

"Bro, have you seen my room? It's literally only furniture," Minho deadpanned, "And I'm not carrying my bed with me."

Ava, who was standing on her side of the lawn, instantly spoke, "Hyunjin! Take clean sheets for the bed! Who knows how long he has kept those cum-flavored sheets on?"

"Cum-flavored?" Minho chuckled, "That's new."

"Well, it's you we're talking about," she crinkled up her nose at him, walking off, and if he was not in love with her, he would have 10/10 drop-kicked her.

That was when a car pulled up before the houses, and Felix jumped out of the front seat, with Chan emerging from the driver's seat. And, to everyone's surprise, Changbin climbed out of the backseat.

"Why are y'all here?" Minho asked.

"To help, of course!" Felix beamed, "I had some fruit loops this morning and now I have superhuman strength!"

"Aw, cute," Changbin sighed dreamily.

"I'm not kidding," Felix turned to him, "I mixed the fruit loops in an energy drink and had it. I think I might have a sugar rush soon."

"Aw, cute," Chan sighed dreamily.

These simps.

As the neighbors exchanged a member from both the houses and the friends helped, Random Aunty #1 from the rest of the neighborhood was walking around with Random Aunty #2, her best friend from the same neighborhood. The two ladies eyed the exchange, and Random Aunty #1 spoke, "Who do you think fits as a couple here?"

Random Aunty #2 looked closely at the four, and jokingly spoke, "Definitely Lee Minho and Han Jisung! Hahahahahaha!"

Random Aunty #1 chortled (yes, we're back with it), "Oh, stop it, you! They can't be gay!"

And then the two aunties saw Hyunjin smack Jisung's ass.

"Hahahaha...!" Random Aunty #2 nervously laughed, "Must be friendly fun...!"

"Yes, yes!" Random Aunty #1 nodded awkwardly, "Gayness is just an illusion...!"

And then the two aunties saw Felix bending over to pick up a travel bag, and Chan and Changbin checking out his ass.

"..." the two Random Aunties scurried back to their homophobic homes, never looking back.

Meanwhile, Felix easily dragged two of Hyunjin's bags (sugar rush ride, baby), and Jisung struggled with one. Hyunjin, on the other hand, thought he dropped something, and he shrieked, "NON! NEIN! NADA!"

Ava came running to him, "What happened?"

"I think I lost a bottle cap!"

"The fuck is this dude high on?" Changbin clicked his tongue in annoyance. Minho just looked at Hyunjin once, and then ignored his existence completely.

The human ferret immediately sat down on the grass, spilling all his bottle caps out of the box and counting them one by one. Everyone paused to take a look at this tomfoolery. Even the author questioned her brain for adding this scene.

"RED BULL CAPS? BRO, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD BOTTLE CAPS!" Felix exclaimed, clearly on a sugar rush, if that wasn't obvious.

"Eins, zwei, drei..." Hyunjin began counting (that was just the author flexing her basic Deutsch knowledge from Duolingo), and Jisung misheard him, "Drake? DRAKE?" 

Hyunjin paused counting, "Yes, baby boy. I'm long, blonde, and delicious." 

"Just say that you're a French fry." 

The sad French fry resumed counting. 

As he did so, the two musclemen (big guns bois) picked up his luggage, since Felix had resorted to Naruto-running around the lawn. Please, God, no one feed him sugar again. Chan picked up a bag, and suddenly, the zip tore open, spilling half the clothes from the bag onto the grass. Changbin left his bag and began collecting the clothes with Chan, until...

"AVA!" Changbin gasped, "HE IS CARRYING YOUR LINGERIE WITH HIM!" 

"MY WHAT?" Ava came running to him, seeing a pair of lacy thongs. Jisung instantly covered his eyes, and Minho peeked in from the sidelines. Chan was agape, Hyunjin scrambled over to the site of the disaster, and Felix... well, he was still running around. 

Ava lifted the thongs, and then grimaced, "These aren't mine!" 

"That leaves us with only one answer..." Minho turned to face Hyunjin, and slowly, so did the rest. The French fry's face flushed, and right before he could say anything, there came a loud screech from Ava's side of the lawn. 

Everyone turned to see Felix side-hugging a terrified Miss Kanta, happily chirping, "I FOUND MY MUM FROM INDIA!" 

Ava sighed, "Author, please end the chapter already." 

Aight! 

(a/n: idk what I just wrote. 

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