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Chapter 28: Chk Chk Boom With Hyunjin

Minho's yell from the previous chapter woke Samsung up in this chapter. It's 2024, who's sleeping like them? (The right answer is: animals who go into hibernation) As Ava, Minho, Chan, and a paranoid Miss Kanta rushed into the guys' house, Jisung stretched his arms on the floor, "Ah, the light of the day calls for me-" 

The door to their room slammed open, and Hyunsung elicited the girliest, Y/N-est scream. 

"BITCH! AVA AND I DIDN'T FUCK!" Minho thundered. Don't make a Thunderous reference, please (the author knows that some goddamn brat is going to comment 'Thunderous' inline). 

"Oh? You guys didn't?" Hyunjin clicked his tongue, and then inhaled to spew another unhinged dialogue, 

"Han and I should've fucked then. At least somewhere in this neighborhood, a bed must have been broken." 

Chan called up the ambulance immediately because Miss Kanta collapsed to the floor, and Ava and Minho shared a look (FINALLY). Ava glanced at Hyunjin, who had managed to somehow even stun Jisung with his genius, intellectual, Einstein-esque conversation skills, and she spoke, "So you guys wanted to fuck?"

"Wha- No!" Hyunjin denied immediately, and then gasped as he realized his mistake. He turned to look at Jisung, who was glowering at him like werewolf Chan would to his mate- wait, Chan is also in this story... FUCK! 

Rewind. 

"Wha- No!" Hyunjin denied immediately, and then gasped as he realized his mistake. He turned to look at Jisung, who was glowering at him like a hungry alpha (as if this is any better, author).

"Having fun, Hwang?" Jisung barked (Bbama's job has been stolen), "ARE YOU HAVING FUN EMBARRASSING ME?" 

Behold, ladies and gentlemen and kind persons, for the moment that we have been waiting for is here! 

"ME? I EMBARRASSED YOU? BITCH, I WANTED TO FUCK!" 

Okay, not the kind of confession we wanted... 

Minho, Ava, and Chan gasepd. The hospital guys lifting Miss Kanta gasped as well, dropping the old lady halfway through. This moment shall reign in Miss Kanta's nightmares until the end of time. 

"Hyunjin? HWANG HYUNJIN?" Jisung went berserk, jumping off the ground and almost about to levitate, "YOU WANTED TO FUCK ME?" 

"YEAH!" 

"Oh, Hyunjin, where is your shame...?" Miss Kanta mumbled in her unconscious state. 

"Brother eughhh," the hospital guys grimaced at the homophobia. 

"Hyunjin, are you serious?" Chan questioned. 

"Do you have to be serious when you want to fuck?" Hyunjin genuinely asked. 

"Bro?" Minho sassed again, "What, are you gonna fuck a person by telling them knock knock jokes? Of course, you have to be serious!" 

"Why would a person be serious when fucking?" Ava argued, "Do you read out Crime And Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky when you're fucking one of your girls?" 

Before Minho could utter a seductive and lowkey dirty response, Jisung wondered aloud, "Did she just say 'Fuck door Dos Tos Skii'?" 

"Precisely, Jisung, precisely," Chan sighed. 

Minho smirked at Ava, "I don't know much about Dostoevsky, but I do know how to punish-"

"DO NOT COMPLETE THAT SENTENCE!" Ava screeched. 

"BUT!" Jisung cried, "I DO NOT WANNA CHK CHK BOOM WITH HYUNJIN!" 

"VAMOS, I KNOW THAT YOU WANT IT!" Hyunjin groaned. 

"CHAOS, WE'RE SO CATASTROPHIC!" Chan was done with this scene. 

Everyone fell silent, so Ava added for the fan service, "...Ratatata I'mma make it boom?" 

The author thinks she's sneaky.

"Guys!" Minho shushed everyone, "So is Hyunsung happening or not?" 

"YES!" "NO!" Hyunsung spoke in unison, and then looked at each other and gasped. 

"YOU LIKE ME!" Jisung accusingly pointed at Hyunjin. 

"THANKS FOR PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER!" Hyunjin was aggressively in love. Don't worry, guys; this is cuteness aggression... hopefully. 

"SINCE WHEN?" 

"EVER SINCE YOU MOVED IN!" 

"WHAT? HWANG, I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME!" 

"Well, initially I did because you smelled like old socks, but then you got that Versace perfume so all's good now," Hyunjin shrugged. 

"IS YOUR LOVE LIMITED TO JUST MY BODY ODOUR?" Jisung was livid. 

"NO! OF COURSE NOT! I LIKE YOUR VOICE, AND YOUR CURSES, AND YOUR DOG-WALKING STYLE AND EVEN YOUR PANTS!" 

"...What kinda proposal is that?" Minho grimaced. 

"This is the BL I have always wanted!" the hospital guys (who were still in the story, author knows why) fanboyed over the scene, Miss Kanta long forgotten. 

Chan looked around, "What are we witnessing?" Perhaps the readers said that, too. 

Jisung was, however, still not convinced, "Hwang, I need you to prove your love for me." 

"Okay," Hyunjin casually spoke, and then started unbuttoning his pants. Ava screamed and covered her eyes, and Minho and Chan ran to Hyunjin to stop this book from turning NSFW. 

The hospital guys wanted some action, though. Perverts. Ew. Get out. 

"HWANG, WHAT THE FUCK?" Jisung was about to faint due to high blood pressure. The author thinks that somehow, every character in this book deserves some BP pills. It's just catastrophic chaos- she thought she was sneaky again. 

"WHAT DO I DO TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR YOU?" Hyunjin shrieked, frustrated. 

"Try to woo me!" 

Is that a challenge? Well, good for us, because Hyunjin is a real man -- he turns down every challenge thrown his way like a boss. 

Maybe not this one? 

(a/n: YOU KNOW THAT I HAD TO DO THAT WITH CHK CHK BOOM AND THE CHAPTER NAME. YOU KNOW IT. 

After having three panic attacks in a day, and a sleepless night, this is what I came up with. I think I'm finally off my hinges now hahahahahaha :") 

How was this?? 

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