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Chapter 27: The Author's Aura Points

The next morning, Chan rang the doorbell of Ava and Hyunjin's home, and Miss Kanta answered it, immediately motioning him to keep quiet by putting a finger on her lips. Chan kept a finger on his own lips in confusion, until he walked in and saw them. 

Ava, sleeping on the couch, and Minho, lying asleep on the carpet before her. Kanta hushedly spoke, "They were watching a movie and fell asleep this way," then she excitedly turned to Chan, "No Netflix and chill! These children are decent!" 

"Yeah, let's call Lee Minho decent," Chan awkwardly smiled at her, and she rejoiced, walking off to the kitchen. Seeing her go, Chan sighed, crouching to wake Minho up, "Hey, mate?" 

He shook Minho's body a bit, and his eyes opened, and in his hOaRsE mOrNiNg VoIcE (get wet), he groaned, "Why is the bed so uncomfortable?" 

"Minho, you're on the floor." 

"Did my bed disappear into the floor, Jisung...?" 

"...Do I look like...?" Chan grimaced, and as Minho fell asleep again, Chan chose to wake Ava up. He tapped her shoulder, and upon the slightest touch, she shot up with a start, "ZOMBIES ARE HERE! RUN, CHEONG-SAN!" 

"Cheong-san?" 

"WHAT DO YOU WANT, SU-HYEOK?" Ava whined at Chan, and he backed off, "Okay, okay, sleep!" 

The author wants to clarify that she watched All Of Us Are Dead too many times, therefore, the readers would have to bear the consequences. She's not sorry about it. 

Anyways, Ava buried her head in the couch, and she was asleep again. Puzzled, Chan exited Ava's home, and crossing the holy fences, he entered Minho and Jisung's home. He knocked on the door, and it opened by itself. 

"Did they not lock the door?" Chan wondered aloud, and then walked in, "Hello? Jisung? Hyunjin?" 

Nobody replied. At this point, he wondered whether somebody had broken in and stolen all the goods and stabbed the guts of the two boys. Panicked, Chan dashed throughout the house, frantically calling out their names. 

And then, as he broke into Jisung's room, he breathed in relief. 

There they were, sleeping, sprawled across each other. Jisung's foot was on Hyunjin's face, and Hyunjin's leg on Jisung's. Chan groaned; of course, the two were heavy sleepers. 

"WAKE UP!" 

No one moved. 

"HWANG! HAN!" 

Not even their finger moved. 

So Chan went into the kitchen, brought a plate and a spoon, and started banging on it, because he was BANG Chan. Get it? Get it? (The author rolled off the bed, laughing) 

As soon as the noise was produced (because Chan is also a producer) (the author cannot stop laughing at this point) (+100000 aura points to the author), Hyunjin woke up with a scream, kicking Jisung in the face, and Jisung was yeeted off the bed. 

"AHH! AHH! THE ZOMBIES ARE FINALLY HERE!" Hyunjin yelled. 

Chan stopped banging (whom? that's for you to guess ;)) and he stood like an NPC, "Do you and Ava share some telepathic connection or?" 

"Who's Ava?" 

"Please wake up," he sighed. 

Meanwhile, Jisung had clutched the leg of the bedside table and was cuddling it to sleep.

"No, no, no!" Chan cried, pulling Jisung away from the table, "That's not your cuddle buddy! Wake up, Han!" 

Jisung opened one eye and whined, "Give me my chewing gum or I'll spit on you." 

"Ew, mate!" 

Hyunjin, on the other hand, was slowly waking up; rubbing his eyes and stretching his arms, "Did I wake up early today? Please tell me it's earlier than 7 AM." 

"It's 2 PM. You all missed your classes," Chan deadpanned, "I came to check up on you all because I was worried." 

"...Well, the waking time has passed, so..." Hyunjin tucked himself in the blanket, "We'll wake up tomorrow. Goodnight!" 

"Wha-" 

Jisung groaned from the floor, "Is Ava okay?" 

"She must be-" 

"Did she get fucked too hard last night? Is she able to walk?" 

"SHE WHAT?" Chan screeched. That woke Hyunjin up, who had somehow managed to regain his REM sleep already, and he sleepily let out, "WUT R WE ZELLIN' FURRRR?" 

"AVA AND MINHO...?" Chan was flabbergasted, his mouth agape. 

"Yeah," Hyunjin rubbed his eyes, "They probably did." 

"How do you know?" 

"We don't know. We telepathized." 

"What the fuck is...?" Chan needed to find the answer, and so, he jumped the holy fences yet again, entering Ava and Hyunjin's home, "AVA! MINHO!"

Unlike Hyunsung, they now managed to wake up, albeit crankily, "What?" 

"DID Y'ALL NETFLIX AND CHILL LAST NIGHT?" Chan thundered, and Miss Kanta needed the blood pressure pills that now belonged to Ava. 

"What the...? No?" Ava stated, perplexed. 

"Then why did Han and Hwang say that you did?" Chan shrieked. 

"They said that?" Minho grumbled, already cranky due to his non-existent sleep cycle, "I'm gonna make them taste dirt." 

"With the amount of conflicts they have in the lawn, I bet they already have tasted it," Ava yawned, casually dropping a huge burn. 

Minho stood up, and called out, 

"HYUNSUNG, YOU BITCHES!" 

(a/n: so i haven't slept again and this chapter was the production of my lack of sweet slumber- okay Shakespeare (self diss the best diss) 

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