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Chapter 25: Homeo, Jisuliet, And Having No Eyes In General

Ava was brought home immediately afterwards, and Hyunjin picked up a stick from Jisung's side of the lawn to pose as a royal guard for her, as she sat in the living room, watching a movie.

Now, the author has to think of a suitable movie to carry forward a possibly romantic scene, but you know what? She will do the exact opposite and pray that she doesn't fuck up the chapter. Save me, Christ, let's proceed.

Minho was present in the living room, and Chan was preparing Ava a bucket of popcorn in the kitchen, and so, Minho tossed at her a bottle of pills, "Here are the SOS pills."

"What's an SOS pill?" Ava questioned.

Nobody knows the frustration the author had to face when everyone commented and asked what an SOS pill was. So, READ AND LEARN!

"You don't know? It's a pill to have in case of emergency," Minho explained.

Then Minho and Ava looked through the screen to point at the readers, and said in unison, "Pay attention in class!"

Chan brought the bucket of popcorn into the room to see Ava and Minho staring at a wall, "...Guys?"

"Oh, popcorn!" Ava grabbed the bucket from Chan, and Minho took a fistful of the food from it.

"I'll get going now, aight?" Chan said, patting her head, and then turned to Minho, "Take care of her."

"Since when?" Minho protested, and Chan glared at him for a bare second, and then asked Hyunjin, "Are you gonna stay like that forever?"

"I shall block the path of every pathogen before they can even touch our Ava," Hyunjin spoke sternly.

"So you'll stand here the entire time?"

"Yeah!"

"Oh, look, a cockroach!" Minho yelled like a menace, and what followed was a girly scream erupting from a fully grown man.

"AH, CURSE YOU TO HELL, ROACH! WHERE IS IT?" Hyunjin climbed onto the couch and hugged Ava, and she did not have the heart to tell him that it was a prank.

"Chill," Minho laughed, "There's none."

Chan sighed.

"And currently, you're the pathogen hugging Ava."

Chan sighed again.

"And by the way, the popcorn is all over the couch by now."

Chan sighe- we'll just let it be.

That was when the doorbell rang, and Hyunjin, still holding the stick in one hand, kept his other hand over his heart, sinking to the floor in relief. Chan ended his sighing competition with himself (bro was lonely without Felix) and went to open the door.

"HWANG! GET OUT HERE!"

"Oh, god, it's Jisuliet again," Ava cried, and Hyunjin hid the long-ass stick behind him.

Now, the author wants you all to focus on this imagery: Hyunjin might be the tallest in the rack, but my broski in Christ was still short as fuck. And the stick was long, perhaps longer than Jungkook in a BDSM fanfiction (why do we keep mentioning him every time?). So extending taller than Hyunjin, the Homeo (Hyunjin + Romeo, or Homosexual+ Romeo, that's on you) hid the stick behind him, very obviously visible to everyone who had eyes. Perhaps to the ones who had one eye as well. Can't say about the ones with no eyes, they keep em hidden behind dark glasses so the author can't see.

(Dark jokes? Check)

SO, Jisung stormed into the living room, where everyone was, and gasped at Hyunjin, "You stole my stick?!"

"No? Why would I?" Hyunjin casually whistled, and everyone facepalmed at his phenomenal lie. Donald Trump video called Chan to tell him that he was disappointed in Hyunjin's lie, too. (a/n: it's gonna be 3 am guys im sorry)

"BITCH?" Jisung cursed, "IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

"NO! BEHIND ME IS AVA, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET YOUR EYES CHECKED!" Hyunjin retorted.

"ARE YOU DUMB OR ARE YOU DUMB?"

"I'M JUST DEHYDRATED, THANKS FOR ASKING."

"DEHYDRATED? AH, YEAH! YOUR BRAIN IS DEHYDRATED AND LOOK, NOW IT'S SHRINKING!"

"ALBERT EINSTEIN'S BRAIN WAS SMALLER THAN THE AVERAGE, TOO!"

"FUN, BECAUSE YOUR BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF A PEANUT!"

"YOU MEAN YOUR DICK SIZE?"

"OOOOOOOOH!" Everyone hooted at Hyunjin's response, and Jisung looked down at his crotch and looked up again, "ARE YOU FOR REAL?"

"Shut up, clowns," Minho intervened for the greater good (which we'll never know), "Ava is sick, and someone needs to take care of her."

"I'm here for that-" Hyunjin began, but Minho shushed him.

"You screamed at the sight of a nonexistent roach. You think you'll take care of her?"

"I..."

Chan looked at Ava, who was staring agape at Minho, and so, Chan spoke up, hiding his smile, "Why don't you take care of her?"

"Well... Okay?"

Jisung sighed, "But I came here for vengeance..."

"Of what?"

"...I forgot."

(a/n: it's gonna be 3 am soon my lovelies, and I can't SLEEP-

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