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Chapter 31: The Tsundere Edgelord's 'Candy' Crush

Minho was sick. Lovesick. More than BlackPink. And that's gotta say something. So let's elaborate on how that happened.

As soon as the practice of the play ended, it was time for the college to shut down for the day. The guards had to literally kick the students out of the premises, and this has definitely not happened with the author. So right as Minho sat in his car, igniting it with a twist of his keys, he saw Hyunjin and Ava in the parking lot, giggling and high-fiving.

Now that was completely okay otherwise, but ever since Minho had started feeling that weird-and awkward-but-also-cool ick about Ava, he wanted to be closer to her. Not romantically, no ew why would he ew ew ewwww it's not a crush yuckity yuck-

No, he totally did.

So he sat in the car, staring at her through the window, until Jisung had to clap his hands and say, "Where's your pussy for tonight?"

"I kinda don't want it anymore..." Minho signed, turning to Jisung.

He gasped, "So you're gay?"

"No?"

"Ahhh!" Jisung gasped again, "So you are the pussy!"

Minho almost smacked him, but then Jisung giggled, "So you have a crush."

"Yeah. Candy Crush."

"Her name's Candy? Where'd you even find her? This is South Korea, bro."

Minho sighed, "Why are you so dumb?"

"But bro," his roommate spewed, "Genuinely, though. Do you have a crush on Ava?"

"Who's Ava?" The Great Tsundere Edgelord spoke.

Jisung deadpanned, "There's literally only one Ava we know of."

"No, there are many Avas in the world. You know, actually," Minho turned to him on his seat, Edgelording his brains off, "The world is a vast place. There is so much we haven't done, so much we have to do. I think I should retire to the hills and-"

"Just go and ask Ava out, for fuck's sake."

"Correct."

Minho unbuckled his seatbelt (the author had initially written 'unlocked himself from the seatbelt' but then she realized that this wasn't the dungeons and she knows the English language), and then got out of the car, with Jisung cheering for him inside the vehicle. However, as soon as the doors were closed, one could only see a muted version of a quokka punching the air.

He walked toward Ava and Hyunjin, who were talking about Bang Chan banging his head on the wall because of his BANGover (please spare the author for this joke), and he cleared his throat.

Ava turned to look at him, and Hyunjin scoffed, "What? Is she the last pussy left in this college?"

"Shut up if you don't want me to air fry you."

Hyunjin fell as silent as a graveyard.

"Um, Ava?"

"Yeah?"

"I..." Minho scratched the nape of his neck, "I... Well..."

Ava raised a brow at him, and then spoke up, "Wait! I know what you're doing!"

"You do?" Minho asked with a sigh of relief, hopeful. Thankfully, his task was already made easier-

"You're here to be a wingman for Jisung, right?"

"...yes, exactly."

And that was how Lee Minho had dug his own grave. Currently, he sat between Jisung and Hyunjin, on Ava's couch in her living room, with Ava walking back and forth, and Chan standing against the wall, arms folded against his big tiddies.

"Gentlemen," Ava spoke, "We are in a mess right now."

"Yes, we are..." Minho sighed.

"Why are you suddenly so interested in our love life?" Hyunjin questioned him.

"Because, well..." the Tsundere Edgelord trailed off.

"See, that's not the point," Chan came to his rescue, "We need to see what happens with Hyunsung."

"You have a ship name for us?!" Jisung screeched, "Alpha Chan, I did not even say 'yes' yet!"

"For the last time, I'm not Alpha Chan."

"Okay, Alpha, give it a rest," Ava told Chan, and the guy wanted to unalive a few people (but he won't because he is a sweetheart) (we been knew).

"Men," Ava continued, "We should do something about this. Jisung, why don't you give Hyunjin a chance?"

"Because I am not used to him being so nice!" Jisung cried, "I am used to him being an asshole."

Hyunjin faked crying.

"You know what would be a good arrangement?" Chan spoke, recovering from his Alphafication that the general public usually does, "Why don't we let Jisung and Hyunjin live together for a week?"

"Then where would I go? To the streets?" Minho was baffled.

"No. You'll live with Ava," Chan spoke, successfully hiding his smirk as Minho and Ava's mouths fell agape. The man secretly knew about all the love stories in the group... except his own. Rip.

"But- Chan-" Ava couldn't even complete when Jisung, the self-sacrificing legend whom we don't really deserve, recalled that Minho had a crush on her. Hence, he intervened, "I'm ready to live with Hyunjin."

Literally nobody in the room expected that.

Ava stared at him, thinking about taking the leap. However, when it came to her roommate, she knew that she would do anything for his happiness — more so, his love story, which had just begun.

"Alright..." she said, sighing, "Let's do this."

(a/n: HELLOOOOOO :DDD

I tried, sigh. How was thisss?

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