(The Generals overwhelm the Ninja. The scene cuts to the Generals carrying Lloyd, Blackmagic and Garmadon in a cage.)
Generals: ♪We got Garmado-on! And this random ki-id! We are going to kill them! Oops we shouldn't have said that!♪
Garmadon: I command you to release me, my son and my daughter! That's an order, Generals!
Bob: ♪I can't hear you!♪
Garmadon: I said I command you to release me, my son and my daughter!
Shark General: Hey! The reason Bob can't hear is because his eardrums blew up after you shot him out of a volcano!
Bob: ♪I can't hear you!♪
Shark General: You stupid butt!
Garmadon: What?! (to Lloyd) Can you believe what they're saying? It's like I'm being treated worse than anyone in the history of the world. Well, good thing you never have to experience anything like this Luh-Lloyd.
Lloyd: Yeah. Yeah, no one ever says mean things to me when my dad knocks over their Pilates studio... or their waxing salon... or their kayak repair store! Or that place that sells toner cartridges! And you better believe no one ever makes fun of me for not knowing how to throw or catch a ball.
Garmadon: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, hold on. I-I know it's funny, but what kind of jerk would make fun of you for that?
Lloyd: You're kidding, right?
Garmadon: You gotta stand up for yourself and shoot them out of a volcano! That's how I roll! You got to get yourself a volcano, kid.
Lloyd: (sighs) Yeah. Blowing stuff up and never putting it back together. That is what you're best at... isn't it?
(Garmadon frowns, but doesn't reply.)
Lloyd: Blackmagic why did you leave?
Blackmagic: Not talking about.
Olivia: Well, hello! We have got a present for you!
Garmadon: Oh. An exact reproduction of my volcanic lair. And let me guess. You're going to fire us out of it.
Olivia: Oh, no! We're gonna fire you into the volcano. The fifteen million Kelvin magma will melt your skin before you can even feel the heat! Omar! Take them to the top!
Omar: Okie-dokie.
(Omar whistles and a hook attaches to the cage.)
Shark General: Up we go!
(Meanwhile, the other Ninja are lost in the jungle. Jay cries out as he pushes through the grass and falls on his face.)
Jay: Aahhh! What is that?!
Nya: Hey!
Jay: (suddenly acting cool) What's up?
Zane: Peow! Peow peow peow!
Nya: Zane! Are you okay?
Zane: I think I might be an adrenaline junkie.
(Kai runs out of the bushes, carrying Cole and Lilly over his shoulder.)
Kai: I got you, two! I got you!
Cole: We really could have walked out by ourselves, but thank you.
(Kai throws Cole & Lilly onto the ground.)
Cole & Lilly: Ow!
Nya: Wait! Where's Lloyd?
Jay: Um...
Kai: Uh...
Nya: Oh no... I can't believe we just ran off and left him back there.
Zane: This is terrible.
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The Lego Ninjago Movie
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