"I Just Get Flustered Easily.." - Radiostatic/Staticradio

🔥•Spicy night in•

Recap: Vox stepped to the side, it was a knife aimed directly at his head.
"That would've hurt. Anyway. Is that a yes?" Alastor stared at Vox with a confused look on his face,
"That. Y'know what fine."
"Huh?"
"I'm in hell who cares."
"Wait really?" Vox's eyes light up with excitement literally and figuratively.

I know the title and emoji makes it look like smut, but it isn't, sorry to get your hopes up 😔
Also I know some of you nastys skipped straight to this..

-Third person-

"Sowherearewedoingthis?"
"Huh?"
"Where are we doing this?"
"Well if we want spicy food, I suppose either a restaurant or the kitchen." Vox stared at Alastor with a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"So.. We're not gonna fuck?"
"Heaven's no!"

Vox pouted, "okay fine, what restaurant do you want to go to?"
"Hmm. I suppose I don't mind."
"Ozzie's?"
"That place sickens me."
"I don't even want spicy food. It hurts my mouth"
"But if we do get it, I'll kiss you~"
"Y'know I'm really wanting spicy food now!"

"It's funny how much control I have over you, aren't you what the kids call, a simp?"
"You don't have control over me and where the fuck did you learn that?"
"I may not use the internet, but I go out of my radio tower once in a while. I hear things." Vox stared at Alastor with a confused look on his face,
"Alright but don't call me that."

"If we do get spicy food, I get to kiss you in any way."
"Isn't there only 2 ways to kiss?"
"Sure whatever you want to think," Vox approached Alastor, "Can we kiss now?"
"We haven't exactly gotten our food yet. Don't get too eager."

(I think there's mold growing on my finger because there's a green part and I haven't touched anything green, I'll let you know if I turn into a zombie)

"Anyway where do you wanna go?"
"I think we should just order food."
"You suck at romance."
"I know, I usually just fuck people to fulfil my desires."
"Well that will have to change, old pal."
"I don't want to go out, can't we just order food pleeeaaaseeee?"
"Alright fine."
"And I still get to kiss you?"
"Sure whatever."

Vox quickly grabbed his cellphone, causing it to fly out of his hand and do 20 backflips before landing back in his hand.
"Ok I- what do you want?"
"Just a spicy pepper."
"What?"
"One pepper, that is spicy."
"You're weird as hell."
"Thank you."
Vox called a take out and ordered the food.

The food eventually arrived.
"Alright so, they said they could get your pepper, but it came with some extra salad.
"That's fine." Alastor grabbed the pepper and took a large bite out of it.
"Does that not hurt?"
"I enjoy the burning sensation"
"Interesting.."
"Why don't you try it"
"No" Alastor narrowed his eyes and threw the pepper at Vox which hit him on his screen and fell on the floor.

"Was that supposed to h- OH AAHHH FUCK FUCK IT'S IN MY EYE HELP FUCCKKK!" Alastor checked his nails,
"Hm, it's not that bad." Vox kept aggressively rubbing his eyes, tears streaming down,
"IT IS THAT BAD FUUUUCCKKKK!!"
after a good 30 minutes. The pain had eventually stopped. Vox had also started eating his food. Alastor had left the salad to one side.

Once Vox was done eating, he grabbed the boxes of food and threw them in the hotel's trashcan.
"I believe you owe me something."
"Owe you what?"
"The kiss?"
Alastor flushes a light shade of pink,
"oh I forgot about that" Vox grins and pins Alastor to the ground, and pressing his lips against Al's.

Alastor, out of the surprise of it all, made the mistake of opening his mouth just a little, allowing Vox to insert his tongue. Alastor eventually couldn't take it anymore and bit down on Vox's tongue, he pulled away immediately,
"What was that for?"
"Being a pain in my ass."
"Want to make that literal?"
"Excuse me?"
"Nevermind." Vox leaned back in but Alastor pushed away,
"Now now Vox, it was only one kiss."

"I hate you"
"You sure?"
"No, If you let me, I'd fuck you senseless."
"And that will never happen!"
"It will, trust me."
"Sure, sure."
"So you agree?"
"What, no?"

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694 words, sorry it's short. I just didn't know what to add.
Please point out spelling/grammar mistakes!!