"I Just Get Flustered Easily.." - Radiostatic/Staticradio

❤️‍🔥❤️☁️•Rock paper scissors•

Recap: "Now you owe me 2 make-out sessions."
"When was that a rule."
"Since you asked for a rematch."
Vox grabbed Alastor's arm and took him to his room.
"How desperate are you-"
"Very"
Vox locked the door.

-Nobody's POV-

(And I already lost all my motivation, gonna write tomorrow
Idk why I'm gonna publish this)

(Also both smut and fluff won the vote. I'm not 100% comfortable writing smut but I wanna give you something steamy
The worst part writing about it for me is the beginning of the smut.. So my Asexual ass will delay it, bear with me.)

"So. Wh-" Vox pushed Alastor against the wall and pinned him there.
"Straightforward are we?"
"I don't wanna waste time."
"What time are we wasting? We have plenty." There was a knock on the door.
"Oh right.." Alastor pushed Vox out of the way and opened the door.
"Charlie dear, what brings you here."
"Alastor did you seriously forget?"
Alastor nervously laughed,
"Forget what?"

"The.." Charlie stared directly into Vox's eyes, Vox looked around before waving.
"The.. Wait... Bruh I forgot."
"Skill issue" Alastor slammed the door and turned back to Vox.
"Some people just can't think clearly when they see my face~" Vox winked.
"I can't think clearly because it's so ugly it's all I can think about."
"Are you actually that bad at Tetris, or did you fail deliberately."
"What gives you that idea?"
"Because I'm so lovable."

"Debatable."
"You wanted to kiss me that time right after you were FUCKED by Stolas."
"Oh."
"Mhm, and get this, you asked to date me"
"Shut the fuck up."
"Make me"
"I- No."
Vox cupped Alastor's head in his hands and pulled him in for a kiss. After a minute or so, he pulled away.

"So, where's your bed?"
"What's a be- oh those things. I stopped sleeping back in 1934. I'd only get nightmares so it was no use."
"That's.. Something.."
"I can make a bed"
"Huh-" Alastor's eyes turned into radio dials and a black shadowy blob formed in the corner, slowly taking the shape of a bed. Vox stared in confused.
"What the actual fuck."
"It's comfy" Alastor walked over and sat on it.

Vox hesitantly touched the bed, surprisingly it actually felt like one. He sat down.
"You're right"
"I always am."
Vox grabbed Alastor and laid down, he wrapped his arms around him.
"What are you doing?"
"You~"
"No."
"Haven't we waited long enough, the reader wants to read something spicy."
"Who?"
"Nevermind."
"Well it's not gonna happen."
"Coin flip"

"No"
"Rock paper scissors best of 3."
"Fine."
"Wait actually?"
"Yes."
"You promise you will actually do it if I win."
"Yes."
"Alright."
"Rock paper scissors shoot-" (Vox is the only one actually saying this 💀)
Vox = Rock
Alastor = Rock
"Doesn't everyone start with rock.. Ah whatever.. Rock paper scissors shoot-"
Vox = Paper
Alastor = Scissors
"0-1, rock paper scissors shoot"
Vox = Paper
Alastor = Rock
"1-1, rock paper scissors shoot"
Vox = Scissors
Alastor = Paper
"2-1, oil up pookie 😈"
"Excuse me?"
"Rock paper scissors shoot"
Vox = Rock
Alastor = Paper
"2-2. Rock paper scissors shoot"
Vox = Rock
Alastor= Scissors

"3-2."
"B-Best of 5!"
"Nope, it was best of 3."
Alastor looked around nervously. Vox was aggressively wagging his eyebrows.
"Well then. Let's begin."
Vox unzipped his pants. Alastor hesitantly started to undo his tie, his fingers kept slipping though.
"This is honestly pathetic, let me help you."
"No it's fine I got it-" Alastor eventually got the tie off.
"That's got to be the most useless thing to take off in this situation."

"It's my first time. What do you expect."
"It's my first time being able to dom."
"What's dom?"
"Short for dominate."
"Who says you get to be in control?"
"Me, now get them pants off."
"Now now, patience, dear."
Vox rolled his eyes, impatiently watching Alastor undress.
"Just let me do it for you."
"No."
Vox rolled his eyes and pulled his pants down, he managed to trip over his own pants and fall screen first onto the floor.