Hello, my name is Dick Sharted. My mother got my first name from how my father acted. I don't understand why my last name is Sharted. My mom's last name is Belles and my father's last name is Barney. By the way, I do not have a middle name beause my mom said she didn't know what it was for.
I have 2 brothers, Charlie Bucket Barney and Duck my twin brother... he doesn't have a middle name either.. But for some reason his last name is Shells. Charlie is 15 years old and Duck and I are 11 years old.
I dont understand why I'm made fun of. I'm perfectly normal. I don't understand why other kids always have their shoes on the wrong feet. The left foot goes in the right shoe and the right foot goes in the left shoe.. I don't understand how they walk!
Okay so if i haven't mentioned I like to hangout with my older brother Charlie. He teaches me alot about girls and other fun stuff. My mom always tells me I should be more like Duck and not hangout with Charlie because he's a bad boy so she says. Duck is more on the quiet, geeky side.. That loves to read books.. And I question myself about how were twins because I'm the total opposite. Im EXTREME! I love hanging with girls.. They love me! *wink wink*
My mom hates me. She picks favorites between Charlie, Duck, and I. Like I don't get it she always buys candy for Duck and Charlie but not me she always buys me wooden horses. Like mommm you just want these horses to yourself.
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His Life Though
UmorismoThis story is about a kid named Dick Sharted who is a new kid at Suck It Middle School. His lifestyle is different from other people.. but he surly enjoys it. Read this to learn how Dick's life is "perfect"
