The Disney Cruise Line

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The Disney Cruise Line

All other cruise lines should be avoided. This is not a pirates of the Caribbean cruise in fact much of the islands have been taken over by vacation goers. Beavis and Butt head is made by MTV creator and Disney loves the musical aspect even if featured artists aren't given proper treatment. Some of the best songs are lesser known. The first Mickey Mouse Cartoon is him on a steam boat and there are stacks. Disabled cabins don't have a bathtub too bad for fans of The Brave Little Toaster. A virtual port-hole shows outside views resulting in cabin fever. Drawings can be transformed into art but those contributing non-gratuitous representations will be made to walk the plank. Fancy restaurants are usually full and the same goes for a stomach after nine courses. It is good to eat something other than GMO just to try it. The Mandalorian star wars spin off is like Back to the Future who travels in a Delorean. There's a swim area for kids without potty training but that is not a free invitation to pee in the pool. There's a computer simulator to see what it would be like to drive the ship but that job is held in reserve for Captain Mickey.

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