Bare Necessities
The chapter title is taken from The Jungle Book. Disney has its own currency. It will be awarded for possessing knowledge such as this. Credit cards are a thing of the past nowadays all it takes to pay is a palm reader. No this isn't witchcraft, it's the future. This system narrows a suspect list when a crime scene gets dusted for prints. Take those motion sickness pills and mix it with fizz from diet pineapple soda. Don't buy them from some guy under the bridge, there's a medical tent that's legit. Don't be the one who has to get rolled through the park. Calf raises all day will lead them to becoming strong like a bull. Watch out for blisters, wearing condoms on the feet is only necessary when screwing a shoe box, ladies with size sevens got some clomper stompers. Take care of the platoon marching on platform shoes. Wear a poncho to visit Pocahontas. It may be more southern than central american and while Florida was overrun with crack it still didn't stop immigrants from making it home. Disney is a bureaucracy and tries to keep their little slice of Florida clean. If email isn't a good enough way to send photos there are onsite photographers. Lockers kids try to see if they can fit in but there are day cares for that. Grocery store delivery services that may not be appealing to foreigners unfamiliar with the traditional American layout.
