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Prices include tax because the collector doesn't have to like themselves for taking money from admissions. Although this theme park is less popular the company has a higher net worth. Flash the hotel key for faster wait time such as up front parking that may otherwise be hard to find at the two story parking garage. Watch out for bottleneck blood clots. Fake wrestlers do all their own stunts, neither blue man group nor blues brothers is Avatar. It's hard for Universal to get a blurb since this is a Disney guide. Fear Factor contestants are either brave or stupid. For a quick baptism try waterboarding. The Simpsons motion simulator is the only time movement is acceptable. Morgan Freeman is as sonorous as Jimi Hendrix. Was the statue of liberty given a gender or was it stolen to add parts? There's as many Jurassic Park attractions as the never ending installments of movie sequels. Hagrid's Hut made Americans with Disability activists angry but JK Rowling is British. Body tests are given at "random" so obese people don't feel like targets. A lawsuit against two trains racing simultaneously ruined everyone's good time.
