II × SIX (SIIX)

Ex-wives

M: Divorced.

TT: Beheaded.

P: Died.

F: Divorced.

B: Beheaded.

C: Survived.

M: And tonight, we are..

All: LIVEEEE!!!

M: Listen up let me tell you a story!

TT: A story that you think you've heard before!

P: We know you know our names, and our fame, and our faces

F: Know all about the glories and the disgraces

B: I'm done 'cos all this time, I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme!

C: So I picked up a pen and a microphone

All: History's about to get overthrown!

M: Divorced.

TT: Beheaded!

P: Died..

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F: Divorced!!

B: Beheaded

C: Survived.

All: But just for you tonight

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All: Were Divorced, Beheaded, LIVVEEEEE!!!

All: Welcomd to the show to the 'Histo-remix'

All: Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

All: Everybody knows that we used to be SIX wives!

All: Raising up the roof till we hit the ceiling

All: Get ready for the truth. That we'll be revealing

All: Everybody knows that we used to be SIX wives

All: But now we're EX-WIVES

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M: All you ever hear and read about

TT: Is our Ex and the way it ended

P: But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush

F: You're gonna find out how we got unfriended

B: Tonight were gonna do ourselves justice! 'Cos we're taking you to court!

C: Every tudor rose has it's thorns, and you're gonna hear 'em live in consort

M: Divorced..

TT: Beheaded

P: Died.. :(

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F: Divorced...!

B: Beheaded... >:T

C: Survived

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All: But just for you tonight

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All: We're divorced, beheaded, LI-I-I-IVEEE!!

All: Welcome to the show to the 'histo-remix'

All: Switchin' up the flow as we add the prefix!

All: everybody knows that we used to be SIX wives!

All: Dancin' to the beat till the break of day, once

All: Were done we'll start again like it's the renaissance

All: Everybody knows thay we used to be SIX wives!

All: But now we're..

M: Ex wives..

(Divorced)

M: My name is Microphone of Aragon

M: Was married 24 years,  I'm a paragon

M: Of royalty, my loyalty is to the vatican

M: So if you try to dump me. You wont try that again

(Beheaded)

TT: I'm that nerd girl and I'm up next!

TT: See I broke England from the church

TT: Yeah, I'm that sexy... ,:3

TT: Why did I lose my head?

TT: Well my sleeves may be green, but my lipsticks red

(Died)

P: Paper Seymour, the only one he truly loved

(Rude ,:[ )

P: When my child was newly born

P: I died.

P: But I'm not what I seem, or am I?

P: Stick around and you'll suddenly see more!

(Divorced)

F: ICH BIN FAN OF CLEVES!!!!!

(Ja!)

F: When he saw my portrait he was like:

(Ja...)

F: But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic

F: Funny how we all discuss that

F: But never -----'S LITTLE P-

B: -PRICK UP YOUR EARS! I'm the Bow who lost her head!

(Beheaded!)

B: For my promiscuity outside of wed!!

B: Lock up your husbands!

B: Lock up your sons!

B: B-howard is here! And the fun's begun!!

(Survived)

C: Five down I'm the final wife...

C: I saw him to the end of his life...

C: I'M THE SURVIVOR: CANDLE-PARR

C: I bet you wanna know how I got this far!

C: I said I bet you wanna know how we got this far!! (HEY!)

All: Do you wanna know how we got this far then?

All: Welcome to the show, to the 'histo-remix'

All: switchin' up the flow as we add the prefix!

All: Everybody knows that we used to be SIX wives

All: Get your hands up! Get this party buzzing!!

All: You want a Queen bee? Well there's half a dozen!

All: Everybody knows that we used to be SIX wives!

All: But now were EX-WIVES

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All: One, two, three, four, five, SIX!!