Meet the Pogues

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We're the Pogues, and our mission this summer is to have a good time, all the time.

?: That's what, a three-story fall to the deck? I give you about a one-in-three chance of survival

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?: That's what, a three-story fall to the deck? I give you about a one-in-three chance of survival.

John B: Hm. *checks the wind with his finger* should I do it?

?: yeah, you should jump. I'll shoot you on the way down. *holding a drill.*

John B: you gonna shoot me? Pow! *imitating a gun*

?: yep.

Girl: They're gonna have Japanese toilets with towel warmers.

Evie: what the fuck?

??: Of course they are. Why wouldn't they?

Girl: this used to be a turtle habitat, but who cares about the turtles, I guess?

Evie: I do Kie, this is fucked up.

??: I can't have cold towels.

Evie: really J? *I shove him as I'm sitting next to him. He smiles at me gently shoving me back.*

Kie: can you please not kill yourself? *talking to my brother, John B.*

JJ: don't spill that beer, I'm not giving you another one.

*just then John B drops the beer can.*

John B: whoa! Oh, shit.

JJ: of course you did. Right when I told you.

Kie: smooth.

?: A-Plus.

John B: nooooo.

Evie: Dumbass.

Man: HEY!

Evie: Pope what is that?

Pope: Hey, uh, security's here. Let's wrap it up.

John B: boys are early today.

JJ: come on Humpty Dumpty, let's roll. *says to John B and grabs my hand to help me up.*

Kie: let's go guys.

JJ: Gary, is that you?

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