As i expected, the extermination was moved up, but it was even more than i thought. A whole 6 months! How is Lucifer not getting even a little agitated! Well, based on what Charlie's said he hides away in his castle, so mabey he is loosing his shit and we just don't know it.
Anyway all of hell is currently panicking. There was an incident this morning, some guy... Sir Pentious? attacked Alistor. I think this guy was part of the teritorial fight Angel got involved in last week... That ended badly for the snake man and his eggs? This relm is wierd as shit. He also ruined Alistor's coat today even more by ripping off a piece with his tail.
Anyway, i was watching T.V. and some dingbat named Vox was trying to make money on "Angelic Security". I highly doubt thwill.lat faced, smooth brain is actually gonna be able to protect us. Alistor though! He will.
I had gone with Alistor to the tailor to get his coat fixed because I had nothing better to do today, and when we walked out Vox was talking about Alistor. Then he teleported himself to his weird radio broadcast tower back at the hotel. I watched as he and Vox singing battled it out, Alistor clearly winning and with a calm attitude too, showing clear dominace.
I swear to satan, I thought when I'd fallen into hell I'd escape the stupid musical numbers...
Nope... At least this one was catchy as fuck tho
I walked back to the hotel but when i got there the wierd snake guy was back. He knocked on the door and asked awkwardly if he could become a resident, and attempt to redeme himself. I wanted to believe he had good intentions but I'm not entirely sure I should.
Later that night.
(im to lazy to right the whole thing srry so just imagine we be standing in the background, and singing the " cant we just kill him" part with Angel and Vaggie)
I guess we finally have a guest who actually will take things seriously...
A/N: GUYS IM SO SORRY I TOOK SO LONG!😭 I'll try to not let it happen again! Also HOW IN THE UNHOLY KING OF HELL'S FUCKING RUBBER DUCKS COLLECTION did i get over 1k reads???🥹tysm all of u reading this!🫶💗
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FanfictionY/n Damaris, the 2nd angel to fall. She was Lucifer's best friend when they were angles. After his mistake when he was cast away to Hell with Lillith, his love, she couldn't bear to stay in Heaven. She got reincarnated as a human, then only to die o...
