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Author's Note: Y'all don't know how many times I've come back to this part to work on it only for me to feet bored and move onto a whole other app. I apologize for all you Vox simps who've been waiting for the smut. Sorry y'all, but now that school's out, I'll try to update every Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Key word: TRY

Vox's POV

"Why don't I just put her in the outfit I put Angel in during our little dance session?" Valentino whined

"Because she's an angel, not a goddamn sex toy"

I've been arguing with Valentino over who to choose to enter in Valentino's stupid slut showcase thing

"How about this. I enter Angel in the showcase and you enter Valentine? "

"How about you go fuck yourself?"

I was done with his shit at this point.

"Only if you help me"

"Fucking pervert."

"Mhm, and? You like that"

"A little."

"Awh cmon, Voxxyyyy~ If you love me, you'll do it"

Oh God damnit. Not this card

"Mmm, fine. I'll talk to her about it but if she says no, I ain't doing it."

"Thanks, Voxxy~!!"

Valentino kissed me on the cheek before practically skipping off to his sex dungeon. WHERE THE HELL EVEN IS VALENTINE?!

No Ones POV

Velvette was basically slapping her makeup brush against Valentine's face. Vox walked into Velvette's clothing department and stares at the two for a second before Velvette yells

"Vox, get the fuck out!! I'm busy!!"

"I'm not here for you, dumbass."

"Papermint's on his break"

"Or him."

"Valentino-"

"I just saw him"

"Melissa-"

"Don't need her either"

"LET ME TALK, YA DIRTY MICROWAVE"

"FINE WHAT??"

"I have no idea where Kitty is. She might-"

"Or her."

"STOP INTERRUPTING ME!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THEN?!"

"Valentine."

"She's busy too"

"SHE'S ON HER PHONE WHILE YOU'RE PUTTING MAKEUP ON HER!!"

"Yeah, so she's busy"

Vox shoved Velvette aside, causing her to fall onto the makeup station and knocking everything over, the mirror falling on her.

"She'll be fine" Vox muttered.

Valentine looked up from her phone and looked at Velvette before meeting Vox's gaze.

"You're Valentine, right..?"

"You were the one to find me and the first person to talk to me and you don't even know my name?" Valentine scoffed, sitting up in her seat

Vox rolled his eyes. This bitch...

"Valentino needs you to do a slut showcase"

"A slut showcase? Do I look like a whore to you?"

"Well the other day when you-"

Valentine hit Vox upside the head.

"That was a rhetorical question, asshole"

"Right..." Vox muttered, rolled his eyes and rubbing the side of his screen.

"Right, so if I'm not a whore, what makes you think I'll do Val's stupid "slut showcase" when I'm clearly worth more than that" Valentine scoffed, turning her chair to turn away from him.

Who does she think she is? She definitely takes after Velvette. Nonetheless, Vox chuckled, resting his hand on Valentine's shoulder

"He'll pay you money"

Valentine spin back around, accidentally hitting Vox in the groin, causing him to fall to his knees.

"DEAL!!" Valentine yelled

She looked around.

"You'd think with that big ass head and tall ass it'd be hard to"

She looked down at the ground to see Vox, groaning in pain.

"Never mind, found him" Valentine snickered, enjoying Vox's pain.

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