🔆 The Drunk Lan

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A loud explosion caught Wei Wúxiàn and Wei Yuan's attention so they rushed to see the commotion, only to find Lan Wangji The second Prince of Gusu, The Lan disciples Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi in the middle of the room. The table was on fire, and Lan Wangji, was demonstrating how to roast vegetables perfectly

Lan Wangji was slurring his words "Now, Sizhui... Jingyi... you see... the secret to a perfect roast... is a big flame!"

Lan Sizhui who was drunk as well look at Wangji with wide eyes  "But, Hanguang-Jun, the table—"

Lan Jingyi was laughing  "This is the best night ever!"

Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji's older brother, was in the corner, laughing and cheering him on. He has the biggest jar of Alcohol in his hand.

Lan Xichen clapped his hand while encouraging his younger brother "More fire, Wangji! Show them how it's done!"

Jingyi remembered, he read somewhere that, there is a treasure hidden in the grand hall of the Wei Palace. He told Lan Wangji about it.

Wangji was exited to find the hidden treasures so Lan Wangji and his disciples decided to dig a big hole in the middle of the grand hall. The more they dug, the more Lan Xichen encouraged them.

Lan Xichen "Go ahead, Didi! Do whatever you want dig more, you will find the treasure!"

Lan Zhan grins  "Alright, Huan-ge! We'll dig to the underworld if we have to!"

Lan Jingyi "Why are we digging, exactly?" He forgot.

Lan Sizhui shrugs "Does it matter? Just keep digging This is amazing and fun!"

Wei yuan and Wei Wúxiàn was horrified looking at the state their grand hall was.

"Brother go and stop them" Wei Yuan cried "At this rate they will really dig to the underground".

Wei Wuxian looked worried "How should I stop them?" He asked.

Wei Yuan look at his brother with dead pan look "Aren't you the Emperor,? Just ordered them to stop". Yuan suggested.

Wuxian strode over to the trio, his voice stern.,"Hey you, I order you to stop digging at once".

The three of them stopped immediately, Jingyi looked at him with horrified expression, The emperor was really scary. He apologized quickly.

"We Apologize Emperor Uncle" Jingyi bowed to him

It was Wei Wúxiàn turn to look shock, did the boy just called him UNCLE?

Wei Yuan was on the floor laughing hysterically his future best friend was hilarious.

Lan Sizhui joined in, he bowed to Wúxiàn "We Apologize Emperor Uncle"

Lan Wangji giggles under his long Veil, he turned towards Xichen, Slightly parted his veil and winked at him. Xichen immediately understood what his brother wanted to do.

Both Xichen And Wangji, bowed before the Emperor, "We Apologize UNCLE"

All the Lan members Laughed at their own hilariousness. Wei Yuan was practically begging them to stop.

Wei Wúxiàn stood there speechless. By the time he was awake from his thoughts, the Lan have already disappeared from the site, along with Yuan.




When the Emperor Wei found them next -

Lan Wangji was drawing on the palace walls. His drawings were surprisingly artistic but quite embarrassing— depictions of various people in ridiculous poses. Wei Wúxiàn's face was red due to embarrassment. 

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