Blitz: I wonder why I always feel this kind of warmth in my chest when I think about Stolas, or look at him, or talk to him...
Blitz: ...
Blitz: I must have caught some sort of illness, I should ask Moxxie.
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Stolas: I love Imps
Blitz, from another room: Ehy! What about the ones that almost killed Fizz and me?
Stolas: Um... Ok, just kidding, that was a lie. I don't love Imps, I love only Blitzy
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Blitz: OW!
Stolas: What happened?
Blitz: Nothing, just nicked myself on the blade
Stolas: Aw, here *kisses his finger*
Blitz: Why'd you do that?
Stolas: It's an owl thing! Kissing booboos makes you feel better!
Blitz:
-Later-
Blitz: Fizz I need you to punch me in the mouth
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Stolas: *with tenderness* I love you!
Blitz: *also affectionately* And I love you more!
Stolas: You are dearer to me than my status with all its wealth and treasures!
Blitz: And you are more valuable to me than my own life!
Stolas: And you...
Loona: *yells* Shut the fuck up! We're lying two bedrooms apart in the same palace! It's 3am and some are trying to sleep by the way!
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Stolas: *pulls Blitz close and hugs* Say you are my Imp.
Blitz: *puts heart into every word* I am your Imp.
Stolas: Only mine.
Blitz: Only yours.
Stolas: Forever.
Blitz: Forever.
Stolas: Until death do us part.
Blitz: *trembling voice* Don't say that.
Stolas: UNTIL.DEATH.DO.US.PART.
Blitz: *nuzzles Stolas's shoulder and barely holds back tears* And after too.
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Stolas: Blitzy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Blitz: *wearing a robe that's 5 times bigger than his size* Spooky.
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Stolas; in light of what you did to me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Blitz; FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!
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Helluva/Hazbin steuff
FanfictionLiterally just me yapping about Hazbin Hotel or rambling about Helluva Boss I started feeling bad about updating my oneshot book on other stuff and not oneshots, so here ya go Uhh yea! :D
