Stolas, admiring a sleeping Blitzø: You're so cute.
Blitzø, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Stolas, lovingly: I know.
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Blitzø: You're so great, I love you!
Stolas: *gasps* What did you say?!
Blitzø: UH, nothing, I said "you're so great" then I stopped talking!!
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Mammon: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Fizzarolli: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Fizzarolli: I was like "woah, that's homophobic." Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Mammon: ...
Ozzie, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.
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Blitz: I know your problem. You've got a Moxxie in your head.
Fizz: A Moxxie?
Blitz: Yeah. I get one too sometimes. "Blitz, you can't. Blitz, you're gonna die. Blitz, don't put that in your mouth."
Blitz: Fizz, it's simple. Don't listen to stupid Moxxie.
Fizz: ....Why is his name Moxxie?
Blitz: It doesn't matter. Shut him up. Say, "shut the fuck up, Moxxie"!
Fizz: Shut the fuck up, Moxxie.
Blitz: Louder! "Shut the fuck up, Moxxie!"
Fizz: Shut the fuck up, Moxxie!
Blitz: "Shut the fuck up, Moxxie!!"
Fizz: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MOXXIE!!
Blitz: Can you still hear him?!
Fizz: Nope! Just you!
Blitz: Good! [Drags Fizz onto a barely functioning motorbike] Now, hang on!
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Paimon: If you had to choose between your son and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Cash: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Blitzø: Papa!
Paimon: 63 cents.
Cash: I'll take the money.
Blitzø: PAPA!!!
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Blitzø: I just ended an 18 year relationship.
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Helluva/Hazbin steuff
FanfictionLiterally just me yapping about Hazbin Hotel or rambling about Helluva Boss I started feeling bad about updating my oneshot book on other stuff and not oneshots, so here ya go Uhh yea! :D
