Helluva/Hazbin steuff

Fizzmodeus incorrect quotes

Ozzie: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Fizzy: Even better!

Ozzie: Fizz, what did you--

Fizzy: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Ozzie: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our house?

Fizz: They're golden retrievers, Ozz. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Ozzie: You know I can't say no when you look at me like that.

Fizz: That is why I look at you like that.

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Fizz: We should get married.

Ozzie: What? We've been dating for less than a month.

Fizz: And I think I've shown great incredible restraint waiting this long.

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Fizz: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Ozzie: Cannibalism.

Fizz: *confused chewing noises*

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Ozzie: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Fizz: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.

Ozzie: ...

Ozzie: You mean ring bearER, right?

Fizz: ...

Ozzie: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Fizz: [text message] I'm leaving.

Ozzie: [text message] WHAT??

Ozzie: Fizz, I don't understand what happened.

Ozzie: Fizz, I'm in an important meeting right now and I can't call back.

Ozzie: Let me call you back as soon as I'm free and we will calmly discuss everything.

Ozzie: Is it because I work too much and don't pay enough attention to you?

Ozzie: Or is it because I keep forgetting to put the cap on toothpaste tube?

Ozzie: I beg you, let's talk first. Yes, we have quarrels, but we feel so good together!

Ozzie: Fizzy, I love you more than anything in the world, I don't need anyone except you, I can't live without you!!!

Ozzie: Fizz, please answer!

Fizz: I'm leaving HOME. To the gas station for milk. I wanted to ask if you forgot your house keys.

Fizz: You're a drama queen.

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Ozzie, walking into the kitchen: Is something burning?

Fizz: Just my undying love for you.

Fizz: Also the toaster is on fire.

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