Me at the top picture: Don't worry baby, nothing could ever make me hate you :(
OKAY so this is gonna be me and my opinion/ me just talking about Apology tour :3
YaAy :]
Right off the bat I wanna say that I am loving the thumbnails for the episodes. They are SO GOOD! It's like, actual art or fanart? I guess. It's not like the show's normal style of art and it's different and I love it so much!
Anyway it starts off with Stolas reading in his book (i wanna be in a book club with him so badly) and Blitz climbs on over to try and see why Stolas isn't answering his texts or responding to his memes and whatnot.
Stolas, being extremely petty, sarcastic, and downright angry to see Blitz, tells him that the lack of his feedback should've been enough for Blitz to know that he didn't want to talk to him.
Blitz is trying to be in a good-ish mood and trying to keep things light and not tense, most likely trying to ignore the fact that he said some messed up shit to Stolas and how he needs to fix this very soon.
So Blitz immediately starts with trying to talk dirty and sexy, what he knows usually gets Stolas into the mood and into bed for him to fuck. But Stolas pushes it away by saying, "Woooooow, poetry." In a sarcastic way.
And Blitz knows that this is normally what gets Stolas swooning, and since it's not working, he's confused and realises that Stolas is acting different and odd. Stolas is in a mood that Blitz has most likely never seen before and has never had to deal with before. Blitz most likely has no fucking clue how to talk to Stolas when he's like this.
Idk maybe drop the sexy talk? Blitz.
"As shocking as this might seem, Blitz."
"As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy."
Oooh, same thing but completely different, noice.
Stolas isn't even in the mood, nor has the energy to even talk to Blitz about anything right now, and with Blitz acting like this, isn't really helping at all.
OOOHHHH Stolas got an invite to an anti-Blitzo party, from the one and only Verosika Mayday. An honorary invite for being Blitz's freshest ex :D
Gotta say, I love the card so much.
"Stolas congrats! Blitzo has officially broken your fucking heart. It would be my pleasure to extend an honorary invite for his freshest ex, to our Halloween party in the human world for closure and to indulge in our shared hatred for that miserable fuckboy. Hope to see you there <3
Verosika Mayday-"Love her handwriting and I love her so much <3
I agree with Stolas tho, it is rather concerning that he has an ENTIRE PARTY dedicated to HATING HIM.
"I'm too much Imp to simp."
Wait what does that even mean?
I FUCKING LOVE WHEN BLITZ MOCKS STOLAS (I'm sorry, that sounded so fucked up, I love you Stolas) but when Blitz tries to do the accent, and changes his posture/face expression, and his voice, it sounds so fucking funny I can't-
Alright so Stolas learns now that Blitz get's out of "relationships" quickly before it gets serious. ANd that Blitz apparently thinks that relationship are "boring"
YOU ARE READING
Helluva/Hazbin steuff
FanfictionLiterally just me yapping about Hazbin Hotel or rambling about Helluva Boss I started feeling bad about updating my oneshot book on other stuff and not oneshots, so here ya go Uhh yea! :D