Angel: *raises voice* Husky, can you hear me?
Husk: *tartly* Have you seen my ears? OF COURSE I hear you!
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Angel: Who, Husk?
Angel, dreamily while gazing at him: Oh, no... no, i just like him as a friend
Alastor: Then why are your eyes shaped like fucking hearts
Angel, still dazed: Allergies
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Husk: How do I make a date really romantic?
Vaggie: Be mysterious.
Husk: Okay!
*later*
Angel: So where are we going?
Husk: None of your fucking business.
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Husk: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Alastor: Angel said "I love you," and you said "thanks," didn't you?
Husk: The reasons are PERSONAL!
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Husk thinking about Angel: He is such a loser. I want him in my bed immediately.
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Husk: This is my ex-boyfriend, Angel .
Angel, to Husk: I told you to stop calling me that.
Angel: I'm his husband.
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Husk: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Angel: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Husk: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Husk: Truth or dare?
Angel: Truth.
Husk: When was the last time you slept?
Angel: Dare.
Husk: Go to bed.
Angel: I don't like this game.
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Helluva/Hazbin steuff
FanfictionLiterally just me yapping about Hazbin Hotel or rambling about Helluva Boss I started feeling bad about updating my oneshot book on other stuff and not oneshots, so here ya go Uhh yea! :D
