Stolas, "praying": "Maybe send me an Imp! The nicest Imp you have!"
Cut to Blitz maniacally laughing while squirting more blood onto his worm horse
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Octavia: Dad screamed and moaned all last night.
Loona: What did Blitz do that kept Stolas awake?
Octavia: Well, first he was yelling about why Blitz was eating cookies in bed, and then the rest of the night he was moaning about how the crumbs made it impossible to sleep.
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Stolas to Loona: First impressions are very important
Blitz: Yet you married me anyway
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Blitz: Stolas was right...
Stolas: Louder!
Blitz: I do not love this side of you
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Moxxie: Are you mad?
Millie: No.
Moxxie: So cleaning axes at 3am is a hobby now?
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Helluva/Hazbin steuff
FanfictionLiterally just me yapping about Hazbin Hotel or rambling about Helluva Boss I started feeling bad about updating my oneshot book on other stuff and not oneshots, so here ya go Uhh yea! :D
