Helluva/Hazbin steuff

Helluva & Hazbin incorrect quotes :)

Millie: I know you love him-

Blitz: I am NOT in love with Stolas!

Millie staring at Blitz: I never said who...

Blitz: *realizes* 

Blitz: Shit. Well, anyways

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Cherri: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Husk: Fuck that, I'm not kissing any of you.

Angel: *Walks in*

Husk: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Computer: "Please enter password"

Ozzie: *Types in Fizzy*

Computer: "Your password is too weak"

Ozzie: How DARE YOU-

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Vaggie: Why are your tongues purple? 

Angel: We had slushies, I had blue

Husk: I had a red one

Vaggie: *internally* Oh

Vaggie:

Vaggie: *internally* OH!

Charlie: 

Charlie: You drank each others slushies?

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Lucifer: Ugh, I was trying to open a can of food for KeeKee but our can opener broke...

Alastor: So now it's a CAN't opener? 

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Blitz: Stolas and I-

Millie: Are getting married!?

Blitz: What? No, we-

Millie: *pulling out a giant notebook* Perfect, I've already planned the entire thing!

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Ozzie: Please, could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.

Fizz, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados! 

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Lucifer: I was arrested for being too cool

Alastor: The charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

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Vox: I love the term "partners". Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite quad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

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Lucifer: Can't you at least try to see things from my perspective?!