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Ryan kingston
May 27th, 2023
"Pull over right there so i can beat yo ass." I told Roman pointing to a empty parking lot.
"Man hell nah it's too hot for that, I'll just go buy you another one." He said pulling into the gas station instead.
"You want something to drink too?" He asked getting out of the car.
"Yeah get me a water and a snapple." I said and he nodded closing the door.
His ugly ass gone eat my slimjims, Knowing that's the one thing I don't play about. He so lucky I didn't put my hands on em!
"Ole ugly ass wouldn't even be in the predicament if he kept his fat ass mouth closed." I muttered calling Janiyah.
"Hello"
"what are you doing?" I asked setting my phone up.
"Shit nothing i'm in the house with this ac blowing, it's hot as fuck outside." She said.
"Man Roman ugly ass had me ride with him to go to target and get his car washed." I said rolling my eyes.
"Why he gotta be ugly? What he do?" She asked laughing.
"Ugly ass gone eat my slimjims, He lucky I didn't put my hands on him. It would've look jesus and his strongest soldiers to get me off him!"
"I thought he said he ain't eat pork." Janiyah said looking confused.
"Now you know his big back ass ain't say that. That nigga would eat a elephant if it was grilled." I said.
"You say the weirdest shit. Where do you even come up with half the shit you say." She said laughing.
"I just be pulling em out my ass." I joked and she looked at me like she was genuinely concerned. Baby we been cousins since the womb you is not new to this!
"Janiyah look ! take a picture." I said flipping my camera.
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