Harry's POV
"Mummy?" Kale asked, looking around the living area of the tour bus for Lyric.
He looked under the sofa and under the table and behind the telly, not finding her.
I chuckled. "Mummy's asleep, Kale," I told him. "What do you need?"
He looked up at me with his big green eyes. He had a little frown on his face, "I gotta podee," he told me.
I blinked. He's one and he just barely started walking and he's already saying he has to go potty?
"You have to potty?" I asked, not quiet sure what to do. As far as I knew he'd never went in the toilet, though he followed everyone but Lyric into the loo all the time.
He nodded, "Yep, me needs to podee."
"Uh, okay. Let's go potty," I said and grabbed his hand as he lead me to the bathroom.
I bent down to pull his pants down and his diaper off but he shied away. "What's wrong, Kale?" I asked.
"I wanna go podee like Daddy," he told me.
I swallowed, "Okay," I nodded and let him stand on my leg as I sat on the floor so he could reach the toilet.
I pulled down his pants and he looked down at himself. Then he started peeing. When he finished I put a new diaper on him and pulled up his pants.
"Me did it, Daddy!" he yelled, jumping up and down with a huge smile on his face.
"Yeah, you did!" I smiled.
He raised his hand up to me and I gave him a high five before he ran out of the little bathroom.
"Ou! Me did it! Me went podee in the big boy podee!" he yelled. I followed him out to see him talking to Louis.
"Good job!" Lou said smiling down at the little boy.
"Iam! Me went podee in the big boy podee!" Kale screamed, running up and hugging Liam's leg.
"Good job, buddy," Liam smiled, ruffling his hair.
He ran up to Niall, "Iall! Iall! Me podeed like a big boy!"
"Did you?" Niall asked.
Kale nodded his head, his curls bouncing around.
"Ayn!"
"Yes, Kale?" Zayn asked.
"Me podeed in Daddy's podee!" he yelled.
"No, you didn't," Zayn joked, shaking his head.
"Yes, me did!" Kale screamed.
"Nope," Zayn shook his head again. "That's not possible. You're a little boy, you don't use Daddy's potty," he told the little boy.
Kale crossed his arms over his chest. He glared at Zayn, "Me is big boy," he said slowly, emphasizing every word.
Zayn smiled and ruffled his curls, "I know you are, Kale. I was just joking."
Kale smiled up at him and looked back at me. "Mummy! Guess what me did!" he screamed and I looked behind me.
Lyric was standing there with a sleepy smile on her face. I pecked her cheek before she gave Kale her full attention. "What did you do, baby?" she asked our son. It's still weird to think I've actually got a son. It makes me giddy inside.
"Me went podee wif Daddy!" he told her with a huge smile.
She smiled back at him, "Did you, baby?"she asked, glancing up at me.
He nodded his head his curls hitting him in the forehead. I nodded, my curls doing the same as his.
Lyric laughed and patted his head, "Good job, baby," she told him.
He smiled at her, "Mummy, we eat?" he asked.
"Yeah, Mummy, we eat?" Niall repeated.
She rolled her eyes and grabbed both boys hands, "C'mon, we'll go make sandwiches," she told them and lead the two boys into the kitchen.
I chuckled and shook my head. I sat on the couch and clicked on the telly, looking for something to watch.
"Why did you let him pee in the toilet?" Liam asked.
I shrugged, "He was looking for Lyric and I told him she was asleep and asked him what was wrong. That's when he told me he had to pee," I told him.
He nodded and Lyric, Niall, and Kale came back into the living area. Lyric sat on my lap and picked Kale up to sit on hers.
Niall and Liam sat on either side of us, Zayn on the floor in front of us and Louis lying on the ground in front of him.
"So, just a question," Louis said, looking over at all of us.
"Yes, Lou?" Lyric asked, tilting her head to the side.
"What's Kale talking about me having a baby?"
A/N: Can we get any comments?
