Zac, "Man Fatima! I'm going to stand out here until you talk to me!"
"Then you'll be here all night nigga cause I don't have shit to say to your ass!"
Zac, "Fatima at least let me explain!"
This nigga is crazy! He actually thinks him popping up to cut my grass is an apology for him allowing his bitch to fuck up our friendship!
"Zac take your ass home to your girl! I'm sure she's worried sick! I'm fine over here now this is the last time I'm going to tell you to get off my MF property"!
He done lost his damn mind! I'm not fucking with that shit anymore! Let me see if his ass is leaving! *looking at the camera* Thank God cause I would hate to have to put a hot piece of lead in his ass! Hell he knows I hate pop ups anyways!
*RING, RING, RING*
Damn if this phone don't stop ringing!
Fatima, "HELLO!"
Danni, "Damn girl is everything okay?"
Fatima, "Oh Hey girl! Yes why you ask?"
Danni, "Cause you answered the phone like you ready to fuck the world up!"
Fatima, "I'm sorry today just isn't my day girl but Wassup?"
Danni, "Well the girls wanted to go to that new club down town called "SEDUCTION"! I told them I would call and ask if you wanted to come!"
Fatima, "Yeah girl I'll go! Let me find something to wear!"
Danni, "Alright we'll pick you up at 8!"
Fatima, "Alright I'll see y'all then"!
I really don't want to be outside tonight but since they extended the invitation I'll go! Remember I told y'all I made some friends at work? Well Danni is one of them! She's more so the life of the party! While Lori ass is more so on go every minute of every second! Idk when she has time to calm down! I'm sure she's somewhere right now cursing somebody out! I always have fun when I'm with them! We turn up in a major way and I'm glad we're off the next 3 days cause I need a lil pick me up if you know what I mean! I'll do anything not to think about my problems right now! Shit she said 8 and it's already 6 let me find something to wear and get my ass in the shower!
An hour later
Shit I look good! Natural curls for the win!
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Let me finish my make up! Time is definitely ticking it feels like I spent 30 minutes just looking at myself! Knowing these hoes they're going to be early asf!
*DOOR BELL RINGING*
"Shit I'm coming!"
Danni, "Damn girl who face you riding tonight Zac's?" *looking at Fatima's outfit*
"Uhuh don't piss me off! I'm almost ready let me put the finishing touches on my make up!"
Lori, "Girl you look good asf!"
"Thanks hun! You know I do what I can!"
*20 minutes later*
"I'm ready!"
Danni, "About Damn time! Now let's go!"
"Wait who is driving?"
Lori, "I am girl!"
"Whew! Thank God cause this hoe right here can't drive for shit!"
Danni, "I can drive! If more people would drive like me then no one would be late for shit!"
Lori, "Hold up D cause your ass still be late!"
"That's cause she be sitting beside the road with 12 on that ASS!"
I love Danni true enough but that bihh can't drive worth a damn! She done got 4 speeding tickets in a month!
*getting in the car*
"Y'all play my song!"
Lori, "Girl you know I got you!"
"Ayyy These days you can't even trust who you fuckin, these days niggas wanna hurt you for nothin! These days I don't even care for a title, these days you just gettin fucked and recycled! RUN THAT SHIT BACK!"
Danni, "Girl you're crazy asf!"
Lori, "Now you know this her fucking song girl!"
Fatima, "Exactly! It just proves what I've been saying for years! "NIGGAS AIN'T SHIT!"
*pulling up*
Danni, "This is nice!"
Lori, "Hell yeah I can see myself catching a vibe"!
Fatima, "Bitch you'll catch a vibe anywhere"!
SEDUCTION
This place is definitely a vibe! I can see myself in here a lot! Damn the niggas fine asf too! Looks like I might be getting me a NIGGA tonight!
Bartender, "What can I get you beauties tonight?
Danni, "3 Lemon Drops Extra Drop!"
Bartender: "Coming right up!"
Danni, "Thank You!"
Lori, "Thanks!"
"Thank You! LORD this NIGGA!"
Danni, "Girl who do you see?"
"Zac's ass! I gave his ass the boot again earlier!"
Lori, "He got Preston and Jake with him!"
Danni, "I see!"
"Well wipe them grins off your face cause they're coming!"
Jake, "Ladies you look exquisite tonight!"
Preston, "Danni you tryna catch a vibe or what?"
Danni, "Wasn't you just smiling in that bitch's face?"
Preston, "Maybe but she wasn't you!"
Danni rolled her eyes so fast! She knows not to fall for that Bullshit! My girl is smart and beautiful! She knows she's the prize!
Jake, "umm *licking his lips* Damn Lori! I thought them scrubs were something!"
Lori, "Jake don't start shit you can't handle or finish!"
She better say that shit! He knows damn well Lori is hard to handle! I don't know why he tries so hard but she knows her worth! Both my girls would make great girlfriends to these men if they would get their shit together but who am I to judge right?
"Excuse me but I'm about to go to our booth!"
The light is hitting just right in here! I can't wait to shake some ASS!
Zac, "Yoo FATIMA You know I'm not fucking with this outfit! This shit too revealing!"
"REVEALING, Nigga get your ass out my face! Worry about Karen and WTF she wears! Where is she anyways hiding in the bushes?"
Danni and Lori almost choked on their drinks! His goofy ASS still thinks he's running shit! Just sad!
