Life's a bitch {stony}

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AUTHOR'S NOTE:

TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS IF YOU WANT BRUCEXNATASHA OR SOMEHOW A NATASHAXCLINT SHIP.

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two months after the wedding,not honeymoon since "Why go somewhere else when we can stay with our friends,our family,after all thanks to them we are married. ✪ ω ✪ "Steve's words definitely not Tony's.

Anyways it was a cloudy morning when they heard the doorbell,which made all of them get in defense/alert mode since very few people had acces to the doorbell that was at the 57 floor on where they put the Avengers secret receptionist that was just a floor higher than Pepper's CEO office and Tony's,noone had access to it or was even supposed to touch since the Avengers receptionist was actually a SHIELD agent,that Tony somehow found a way to get from Fury.

A few moments later they saw the elevator ding,which suprised them since JARVIS would have never given access to anyone dangerous.

They only found a pinic basquet in wich inside was a newborn baby boy that was asleep.

WHAT THE FUCK.

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Steve:Why can't we keep him?

Steve said as he carried a redhead chubby baby boy in arms.

Tony,Natasha and Buce were sitting in front of him arms crossed and shaking their heads in disbelief ,a bit of dissaprobal,Bruce was walking back and forth behind them thinking of all the things that could happen ,mostly the wrong things,the consecuenses and other things.

Tony:Look,I know I told you we could adopt and things like that...but we can't fucking keep every baby that appears at our doorstep saying "Please take care of me" or "I'm your son",if I would have done that I 've could already have more than 14 kids that the mothers that I don't even know telling me "He's your son or daughter".My point is that we can't fucking keep him.

Natasha:Yeah,we can call child services and be sure that this kid gets a big,small or needed couple that'll love him and shit like that.

Steve:All right first;stop saying bad words in front of the kid,and second;We could be that family for him,why go find another baby when he is right here!,just imagine it,Honey imagine you getting back from work and this kid to go running to you yelling "Dad" ,won't Harley need a sibling or calling you guys "uncle" or "auntie".

He said the last word by smiling to Natasha,who just shook her head trying not to let the idea change her mindset.

Steve was trying to convinse his teammates,his family,his husband since he wanted everyone to be good with it.

Clint:Look man,I am only in ,if Nat and Tony is in.

Bruce stopped pacing and as he pinched the edge of his nose in disbelief-I am in if Tony's in ,because thats what really matters but-

-YOU won't have to I am gonna make him fall in love with him this fast-Steve butted in with that stupid smile of his.

Tony:hello,I'm right here.

-------------------------------------2 days later--------------------------------

Tony finally agreed ,of course a day after they already had given Peter to the child services , but still,Tony was not a person to like someone that fast. []~(￣▽￣)~*