he's so annoying - suna r.

¡ pierrot !

sorry i hated the other exclamation points also listen to lsrfm's cb???
november
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y/n's #1's
5:12 am

tsumoo added kurrroooo

tsumoo
OMG DID YOU GUYS HEAR

Jingima_
hearr what

kurrroooo
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT 🗣️‼️

tsumoo
Y/N AND SUNA ARE GOING ON A DATE
LIKE
AN OFFICIAL DATE 😨

kurrroooo
Oh yeah I was there when he asked her
Pretty sure i manifested it tbh 😛

kenmakoz
it's too early for this bru

hinatabroyo
good morning guys !!
I'm on a run right now!
I almost got hit by 3 different cars
this place is so much different than the trail I used to use back home 😥 but it's so fun
What are you guys talking about???

tsumoo
Y/N AND SUNA ARE GOING ON A DATE

hinatabroyo
oh yeah i know she told me
It's so exciting!

tsumoo
Sigh. You guys aren't hype enough for me
Also where's yemi
does she not understand the magnitude of the situation

kenmakoz
she's been bothering Suna for weeks
she was probably the first to know
and it's 5am
go to sleep

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3 hours earlier

"He called you?" she repeated, excitedly squishing together the weird pillow with a custom picture of Semi's face on it—some stupid tour merch she'd gotten for free. You nodded for the thousandth time, pacing back and forth in front of your roommate's bed, leaving indents in her fluffy green rug. "What did he say?"

You paused your pacing, turning to her and throwing your hands to your head in distress. "He asked me on a date!"

Yemi's expression brightened and she fumbled off the bed, Semi pillow in hand, nearly falling face first on the carpet before standing and hitting you with it.

"That's great!" She beamed, pulling you into a bear hug. Your eyebrows furrowed and though you were barely able to breathe, you just managed to get words out.

"No, it's not!"

She pushed back, looking at you with an eyebrow raised and an expression that told you to explain before she asked as she handed you the pillow. You punched it as you spoke.

"I'm so confused, we haven't actually talked about our feelings or what happened since we were sick, and it was real clear how we felt. I mean we blurred the lines a bit, but still never talked about getting back together, and definitely not going out. Now he wants to take me on a date? Where did that even come from?"

Yemi winced, avoiding your eyes as she nervously laughed and tried to make an excuse about wanting to make sure she didn't leave anything on the stove. You paused your punching of Semi's face—really nothing against him it was just comforting—and flicked your gaze to her. You caught on fast to her lie, specifically because she was so particular about not burning the apartment down that she'd never do that.

"Yems," you started, narrowing your eyes at her. "do you know something?"

"No, no, I wonder where that came from..." she laughed nervously, swinging the door open and speed walking out.

You called after her, following her out of the room. Yemi ignored you, tucking a piece of hair behind her ear and making up a bullshit explanation on how she must have forgotten that she didn't leave anything on the stove—as if it was believable in the first place.

"Yemi, what do you know?"

Her admission came with little resistance. "Okay, fine! We might have talked to him. Possibly staged an intervention...maybe even had Sakusa explain that you didn't do anything wrong."

Your jaw fell open, eyes widening. That sounded so much worse than anything you would have guessed. They talked to him? About you?

"Oh, you're not serious—"

She put her hands up to calm you down, taking slow steps backwards further into the kitchen. "We got the details of what happened and—you know, never thought the miscommunication would get to you guys, but at least we were there to intervene, right? Do not throw that at me, Y/n I swear to—"

You flung the stupid pillow of her boyfriend at her anyway despite her plea, watching her yelp and duck, just narrowly avoiding it.

"We wanted to help you guys, it felt so weird to not have you two together!" she explained, "You would do the same for me!"

"I would've probably told you!" you argued, searching for another pillow to throw at her when a thought formed in your mind.

"Wait," you started, "who's we?"

Yemi pursed her lips and looked away.

"Oh, just me and Hinata." she said. You almost felt relieved, but she continued. "And Atsumu...Osamu...Aran, and Ginjima."

"Jesus fucking Chr—"

Your shoe found its way into your hand, then it was flying through the air in Yemi's direction.

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10 hours earlier

"...A date?" You repeated, the words getting caught in your throat as you stepped away from the register. You were sure you misheard him, especially with the way your heart had sped up so much that you could hear only the sporadic beating in your ears. You definitely misheard him.

"Yeah," Suna confirmed. "I told you I would take you on an official one."

You didn't think it stood anymore.

Kuroo walked back over to you andyou put a finger over your lips to shush him, pointing to the device. Instead of leaving you alone for the call like a normal person, he bent lower beside you and put his ear up to the other side of the device to listen in, then shushed you when you tried to push him away.

"I have a bunch of things to tell you. 'I'm sorry' and 'I was wrong' are some if that makes you wanna say yes any more?"

Kuroo's eyes widened. 'What's going on? Say yes!' he mouthed, shaking your arm. You slapped him away.

"I mean," you started, "yes? But what changed—"

"Tomorrow, seven pm. That alright?"

"Yeah...?"

"Great."

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