Hazbin Hotel (SWAP AU)

Mom Beat Mom

[Opens to Angel sleeping in bed. He squirms before waking up, yawning and rubbing his eyes. He turns to the left side. Camera zooms out to reveal Alastor gone.]

Angel Dust: Al?

[It cuts to Alastor panicking and planning out everything with lots of paper with strings attached with everyone else watching her, disturbed by her behavior.]

Alastor: I'm just not quite understanding why it's not working. Okay, okay, think Alastor. Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. Okay if I do this, it's going to be- (gasp) I have trust falls every single morning. We can do- (gasp)

Vaggie: Yikes.

Alastor: C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Alastor!.

Angel Dust: Alastor?... Sweetie? You, uh, you good?

[Alastor looks back with sleep-deprived, insane look in his eyes that red veins were shown in the sclera.]

Alastor: Nope, no! Not really! Haha! I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working. [Crushes paper with hand] We've done trust falls. We've tried sharing our feelings. We only have a couple months left before the angels come- [Turns into demonic form and laughs maniacally before turning back to normal] And at this rate...

Angel Dust: Maybe it's time-

Alastor: NO.

Angel Dust: to ask-

[Alastor gets up close to Angel's face, holding his cheeks desperately.]

Alastor: DON'T SAY IT.

Angel Dust: The Queen.

[Alastor groans, knowing what this means for him.]

Angel Dust: Al, I know you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get.

Alastor: She let the extermination happen to begin with. They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone!"- (gasp) Wait. That's it!

Angel Dust: Kill everyone?

Alastor: No! She could get me a meeting with Heaven!

Angel Dust: Didn't we already try that?

Alastor: Well. yeah, with Sera, she was an asshole. But she isn't in charge of all of Heaven. We could go to the top! There's sure to be some angels who will listen.

[Alastor scrolls through his contacts. In his contacts, he has Bomb Boiz 1,2, and 3, before his thumb lingers on top of the "Queen". However, he was hesitant to call Lilith]

Niffty: What's the holdup? You got anxiety?

Alastor: No, we just have never meet. After she and Lucifer split, she never really wanted to meet her residents. She calls... sometimes, but only if she's bored or like, needs people to do something.

[Niffty was aware that this is just an excuse that Alastor does have issues with anxiety and turns to the others.]

Niffty: Anxiety.

Vaggie: Well I'd like to meet the big boobies in charge.

[Husk was holding a knife in his hands.]

Husk: The ultimate bad girl. [laughs like a gremlin with excitement, holding a knife while Vaggie takes his knife away without him knowing] I bet she's scary.

[Scene cuts to Lilith's house, showing framed photos of her family in a dark spooky room. Lilith can be heard making snarling noise as he was working on something. As the scene goes, her room is revealed to be filled with a lot of rubber ducks, and stacks of them filled the boxes and tubs.]