[We open with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Alastor pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside Alastor.]
Alastor: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! [Starts to panic.] And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
[Angel grabs Alastor, calming him down.]
Angel Dust: Yes. We will.
Vaggie: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time toots.
Alastor: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!
Vaggie: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. [Vaggie waves her phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.
[She scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Alastor gets closer to read it.]
Alastor: Err, what is a...Donkey Show?
[Vaggie panics and retreats the phone back.]
Vaggie: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Vox, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.
Angel Dust: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Alastor: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
Vaggie: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? [waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]
Alastor: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -
[Suddenly, a massive explosion made Alastor scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Miss Cherri zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see her and her Bomb Boiz scattering around.]
Miss Cherri: Show yourself Charlotte. Come and face -
[Cherri pauses for a moment when she notices Charlie absent from the freshly made hole. She then looks to see her sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.]
Miss Cherri: Oh there you are - Face my wrath!
Charlie: Who are you?
Miss Cherri: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Miss Cherri!
[Charlie dissolves into fog as she descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, and Alastor who are in the scene watching Miss Cherri's zeppelin.]
Miss Cherri: Inventor, architect of destruction, villain extraordinaire!
Bomb Bois: Ooh you tell 'em boss.
[Husk appears on Charlie's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.]
Husk: Ooooooh, she's a bad girl~
[Charlie scoops Husk up and drops him to the ground.]
Charlie: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.
Miss Cherri: I attacked you literally last week.
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Hazbin Hotel (SWAP AU)
Umorismo(esta historia está en inglés debido a que me dieron ganas de subir historias en ese idioma, si no te gusta pues... no la leas) Follow Alastor, The Radio Demon as he pursues his seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce...
