The Regretevator writing dump / oneshots (regretefic)

Brothers from other mothers

CRASH

"YEOWWWCHHH!!"

Gregoriah nearly screamed as he tumbled and crashed into the mono yellow walls, bleeding heavily from all the cuts and crashes, but all he could do now was just wipe his nose as he lifted his dizzy head to see the the territorial beast met his blurry and reddened vision.

"H-hey man!! I just want to see her grave ok!! She was In my life just as much as she was in yours!!!!!!" He coughed before hearing clover growl "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I THOUGHT WE SAID WE WERE BROTHERS FROM OTHER MOTHERS!!!" he yelped and jumped away as clover quickly charged at him again.

"Sheesh.. well that thing sure is being more ruthless than usual.." a patient on the distance commented to another as they cracked open a fresh can of gray stuff and chugged it down

"Yeah.. and like what is that squishy's guy doing here-?...jess."

"Hm?"

"Really?? ANOTHER can?? You just had one 5 minutes ago!"

"What can I say? My mouths really dry, and this shit tastes GOOD."

CRASH

"EEP-!" We should probably go-"

"Yeahhh-"

The two frightened players quickly scurried away as Gregoriah continued to get thrown the around like a rag doll before eventually succumbing to the beasts desires and fleeing from its sight.

"FREAK!" Gregoriah insulted one more time as he entered the elevator just as it was about to shut. Perfect timing. He sat within a corner, ignoring all the confused and concerned stares as he looked up to see the other reaccuring residents within this contraption.

Bive, talking about her pencil dwellers yet again. And there was wallter, conversing with a patient about the suspicious gray stuff, and then..

"Hey you good?"
Not
Gregoriah looked up to see a TV-headed white anthro-rabbit concerningly ask, her witch attire sparkling as it reflected the light casting down.

"Oh me? Uhhh yeah!! Just didn't have a very silly day...that's all-"

"Seems like you could use a remedy! Hey have this-" she took some herbs out of her pockets and handed it to the fluffy fellow, who took it gratefully yet a little confused.

"..am I supposed to like- rub it on the cuts orr-?"

"Oh no silly!" She giggled "you just have to eat it! Don't be scared though- it tastes fine." She smiled as Gregoriah shrugged and cheered on the herbs, feeling how it tasted like mint and had the consistency of a paper tray, before it melted in his mouth and he felt a light, cold sensation going through his body

"Woah-"

"Should be the medicine taking effect! Hope you feel better soon.."

"Thank you uhh.." he but his lip "uh what's your name?"

"OH me? I'm Melanie! What about you?" She smiled

Gregoriah smiled back " Im Gregoriah-"

Ding!

Redball diner..seemed closed except for Emerson walking around.

"A-must be my stop, uhh-.. catch you later!" He said the the kind witch as he exited the elevator and waved goodbye. Grateful no one else decided to Exit as it slowly closed and pulled them away from the level.

Emerson hummed his time and looked behind "look dudes were closed early fir today so please get back in thanks- Holly shit boss???" Emerson gasped as he saw the condition his former employer was in.

"Hey budster-"

"DUDE WHAT HAPPENED-??" Emerson ran towards Gregoriah in complete shock at his beaten figure as Gregoriah just leaned against the counter "It's nothing it's nothing- I just need the first aid that's all-"

"..Shit dude we had to use that today-"

"What?? There was an incident??"

"Sorta yeah." Emerson shrug "some red dude attacked a guy he was picking a fight with and well he almost ended up stranglin' them-"

"?? JESUS??"

"YEAH IT WAS INSANE!! I tried reporting it to you but you didn't respond soooo-"

"Oh dont mind that." Gregoriah waved dismissively "I was just.." He sighed "I was just trying to visit my aunts grave that's all.."

"Oh? Dude ...I'm so sorry-"

"Nah it's ok she wasn't even in my life all that much-" he lied through his gritted blue teeth "say maybe there's more aid kits in the back?"

"I-I'll go check-"

"I'll come with.-" Gregoriah insisted and Emerson decided not to object but kept a close distance between them two.

".. so like you don't mind asking me but...you got like other aunts?"

"Hm?"

"Sorry- Just that- you don't really seem to have that much family y'know?"

"Oh I do! Just not allata siblings y'know" he chuckled awkwardly "I don't have any actually- but I had a lot of cousins thanks to my ma's side being shit packed with family n stuff.. that's why I got so many cousins-"

"Fair enough.. and I'm guessing they're pretty old too-"

"Why would you say that??" Gregoriah said with a tinge of offensiveness in his voice as Emerson looked away

"Well- you did say you guys live like a thousand years or so-"

"OHHHH NO No no!! She was.. shot actually.."

"...Jesus man-"

"Yeah it's pretty messed up-"

"I'm so sorry-"

"Nah nah it's fine...I loved hearing her stories though" He sighed as Emerson finally found the extra aid kit and used it to treat Gregoriah other external wounds since the cuts seemed to be suspiciously healed, however Emerson didn't really want to comment on that "she used to go on all kinds of expeditions-especially to really dangerous worlds- so she always gave the best stories.."

"She sounds fun.."

"That's because she is! She was super silly and whimsical!! Man.. but then she died in the same expeditions she used to go to, and her very last one before she can retire no less.." he chuckled darkly "oh the irnoy.."

"Sheesh-"

"Yeah nothin' funny about that- gotta say though we probably would've thought she was missing if it wasn't for one of my cousins-"

"Your.. cousin saw her get shot!? Jesus this stories got layers-"

"Yeah! Her adoptive son- he was literally behind her. He said she wanted to protect him.. man... even in her death rosis was selfless.."

"Your cousin must be HELLA traumatized."

"Yeah he still is- he's always angry and never likes to talk to people- the not super silly secluded type you know??" Gregoriah grumbled "but...I honestly can't blame him...he really loved my aunty even though he wasn't one of.. us per say."

"And uh what was his name-? If you don't mind me asking of course-" he questioned as he finished treating the wings and stepped back, seeing Gregoriah inspect the bandages for a minute before muttering

"Clover..." he said

"His name was clover.."